AWF Zero Gravity episode 5
Scott: Welcome everybody to AWF Zero Gravity and we are fresh off an amazing PPV this past Sunday.
Danny: You’re right Scott it’s been amazing and now there are more questions than answers after the attack on our GM. Who did it?!
Scott: We certainly have a game of Clue going on but at the moment look at the ring it is set up for a celebration and is no doubt for our BRAND NEW AWF WORLD CHAMPION JASON “THE PUERTO RICAN NIGHTMARE” ALEXANDER!
AWF World Champion Jason Alexander!
*The ring is set up for a celebration there are women and other guests mingling inside the ring with a table of food, champagne and alcohol for.*
(followed by boos) as he enters the ring with a mic.
Como les gusta? (How do you like it?) I told you and everyone out there that no matter who I faced, it was only a matter of time before this beautiful and now prestigious championship was around my waist and though Avidico gave me a run for my money the better man which was of course me, won and because of it I stand here before you como su nuevo campeon. (as you're new champion.)
Luckily for all of you you get to see me celebrate a lo boricua, with drinks everywhere, good food and even better women dancing all around me. -Pulls one the dancers and kisses her- Que rico, mi amor. (How sweet, my love.)
*Avidco pops on the Gravitytron*
congrates on gaining your title against me at no speed limit
that was quite a match
and that match you just had
it gave me goosebumps
but the only reason you beat is that it was luck that gave you a win over me
so how about we have a rematch
name the time and place
and ill be there
to kick your arse and win the title that rightfully belongs to me
*avidico jumps the crowd barrier while video is playing and grabs awf world title, slids behind alaxander
and hits him in the back of the head with the title*
Avidco: This belt is mine so I demand a rematch, so ever is in charge make it happen!
*Avidco holds the AWF World Title over his head as we go into commercial*
Danny: What the hell did we just see. Avidco should be arrested for his assult.
Scott: Assault? Alexander would have done the same thing. Avidco was just sending a message and he wants the AWF World Title. Let’s get on with our first match of the night. The Executioner vs. Punkmark!
Match 1. Executioner vs. Punkmark
Scott: We haven’t seen Executioner here in Zero Gravity in two weeks and he is looking to kick some ones ass tonight!
Danny: Here is Punkmark and you know what he is a huge fan favorite here and he is looking to pick up the win!
Scott: The Executioner wins with that cheap shot to Punkmark. This looks to begin some big heat for these two.
Danny: Punkmark isn’t going to take that shot laying down he’ll want his revenge!.
Two of a Kind!
Scott: Here come the self proclaimed AWF Tag Team Champions
Danny: They have a lot of charisma and to debut their own tag team titles I say that makes an impact in AWF.
KW: Mad Dog hello.... hello you going to start
PC: sorry kid i was absorbing the atmosphere tonight.... (crowd erupts into an almighty boo) One week ago today holyjose invited us backstage to have a look at joining AWF and we noticed something... something missing?
KW: Actually Paul there were a few things missing No 1 a decent tag team No 2 an inaduaquate boss and No 3 a tag team belt. Now we cant do anything about No 2 and by us being here the share prices has risen through the roof so i hate to disappiont you all but holyjose is here to stay. mind you however we did do something about No1 and No3 We signed the contract which instantly solved the dilemma of not having a decent team and i decided to do what holyjose couldnt or wouldnt do, go out and purchase the AWF tag team belts (crowd starts erupting in one voice you arent the champions) and not only did we do that... we went one better what else did we do Paul
PC: We debuted at No Speed Limits and were put in a impromptu match agaist The Far Off Warriors and successfully defended the titles. Come the mourning after we stole the limelight everyone was asking who are these two guys, whats going to happen to the belts, how bad are the far off warriors. Well i will answer those questions right now. We are Two Of A Kind of TOAK for this section of rednecks who make signs and cant even spell Its Paul Conrad not Poor Conrad. Tonight holyjose is going to do the right thing and declare us the official AWF tag team champions and the far off warriors are as bad as there name suggest far off.
KW: Well Paul that was about four better but anyway holyjose we are leaving the floor open to you, now we cant make you come out here and declare us the AWF tag team champions (more you arent the champions chants) but we can certainly make you regret the decision not to so come on holy... we wont hurt you
Far East Warriors
Igetwild: Hold up hold up! Who the fuck are you guys and you think you can come in and take over AWF’s tag division
Match #2: igetwild vs. Kid wonder