I apologise for my recent absence. I have been very busy in matters of the legal sense, drawing up contracts for a friend of mine as he embarks on a wrestling career. Despite possessing less overall appeal than Haystacks Calhoun in the X Division, I have urged him to give it a shot anyway - if only because I look forward to the legal fees I will garner in his inevitable future personal injury case. If anyone is seeking "FREE" legal advice*, please forward $115 Australian** (right Spelling) to my offices at Shine Lawyers, Batmania.
*Legal advice may be erroneous and inaccurate.
**Queue reservation fee - NOT a consultation charge