Originally Posted by Iron Ape
Harry Potter and the Lack of Substance in B-mac's Posts
PootHair- ....AND THE WINNER IS! B-Mac! LOL
It is with great regret that I write this tale. It is a tale of a man, a wrestling site and the complete boredom that led to the man wasting people precious time by posting ridiculous amounts of garbage posts. This isn't make believe, no this is a true story. Harry Potter sucks, btw. I have been forced to write this tale, under threat of being exiled to the TNA section and ruining the credibility that DRG is trying to bring to that section. Robstar seems pretty pissed, but we all no he is only slightly annoyed and isn't really mad. I'm already sick of typing this and so I want to puch the post button.
Anyway, to the point of this post, my atrocious abuse of the 10 character limit. Why do I post such completely pointless and tiny posts? It turns out that at the times I can get onto this site, there are few members online. Therefore I get bored, really bored. As a bored person, I write random meaningless crap and post it. sometimes this nonsense is very short. Sometimes my nonsense get's noticed, sometimes it doesn't. Do I care. No. However I have been told, by Donny of all people, that I have GOTIS. If this is what his Jealous mind believes, so be it. I'll blame that for my lack of effort. Maybe I just am not interested in posting a nine page essay on why I haven't seen Die Hard. Maybe sometimes a conversation takes place and long posts aren't necessary. Sure it annoys you. But, you have all mentioned that you can skip past these conversations and go ahead to what you see as more contributing posts.
I'm making excuses, but how else am I suppose to come up with 500 words on such a small point. The answer is I'm bored. Also Harry Potter Killed Voldemort, what JK Rowling didn't tell you is that Harry Potter grew up to be Bodom. Bodom is a wizard and my essay makes no sense.
Go fuck yourselves
or is it?
No, It's not.
Dennis is Jelly.
Now it's over, go home folks.