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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    No. My 5th girlfriend. But the first one I LOVE.

    Woah, woah, woah, easy there Ted Mosby!! How long has this been going on now? Don't be chucking that L word around so recklessly!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Austin View Post
    Basically Shaz has finally reached puberty and found himself a girlfriend, we don't know if he really has but there's a chance some girl has taken pity on him.

    He's decided to brag about getting his first kiss from someone other than his mum by pretending like he suddenly knows all regarding women/sex or anything in that area. Common occurrence in nerdy teenagers I believe.
    At least I can say that I owned Steve once.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    At least I can say that I owned Steve once.
    But you didn't. Now go bed!

    Class dismissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Austin View Post
    But you didn't. Now go bed!

    Class dismissed.
    YES I DID!

    Still haven't got permission to the "club?".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    Woah, woah, woah, easy there Ted Mosby!! How long has this been going on now? Don't be chucking that L word around so recklessly!
    hey! he gets to be ted now!?
    #BeJelly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    What I'm tryna say is that:

    Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

    Steve = Steve.

    Hasn't got the weapon = Hasn't got a cock.

    Of ass destruction = Ass. (Destruction = The pain women get when the cock gets inserted).

    Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

    Is that clear enough?
    I get all that, but you also don't give her the ass destruction.
    Does that mean you also don't have a cock?

    ''Ricardo Rodriguez is the best character on WWE TV.''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Automatic View Post
    I get all that, but you also don't give her the ass destruction.
    Does that mean you also don't have a cock?
    I will do in the future.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome Bomb View Post
    You guys are boring.
    I believe I already said that



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    Also ANY discussion of females over the Internet, I would take it's authenticity with a grain of salt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    Woah, woah, woah, easy there Ted Mosby!! How long has this been going on now? Don't be chucking that L word around so recklessly!
    I was only messing there ya fool!


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