Originally Posted by Iron Ape
My wife cracked the code for those biscuits as well... The password was "Pintrest"
Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr
Or you could simply set her down and tell her, "look I understand that I am your good friend, but I am not here to give you dating advice. I have to balance my own relationships with females, and your self-pity makes me sick. If you really think you are that nuts, then check into the state house, or call Dr. Phil because I live in the real world where we don't have these euphoric ideas that everything in a relationship is "perfect"; but then again, I should have known you were "that" kind of girl... That's why I never went for you."
After she begins crying, slowly lick her tears from her face and tell her that she looks fat when she cries and needs to stop scaring the neighbor kids.
Originally Posted by Dennis
The revenge thing works well... Especially when the girl has just found out that a guy has been cheating on her. It is in those moments that YOU could be that rebound mistake!