Originally Posted by Androo
Mate, from the future I can tell you - you are alright. It's all an hallucination. You are not under a wardrobe - that's the er, well endowed lady you met last night. She rolled over on top of you and the strepsils in her bra fell out and into your mouth. Just try to time her breathing and inch out from under.
And next time, stay away from Akbar's sister.