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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    I prefer if you call us Australia, but anyway.....

    There is awesome bacon here. Lots of great beef and lamb and you can even eat emu, kangaroo or crocodile. It's all not too hard to get. And tasty

    It gets pretty hot in Australia. A lot of people can't stand the humidity, some don't like the dry heat, we get all kinds here depending where you are. It gives you a great reason to drink beer though.
    Not to mention all of the koalas...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    Yeah, but they probably smear Vegemite on it.
    Stereotype! I do love me some Vegemite though

    We serve our bacon wrapped in bacon actually.


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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Not to mention all of the koalas...
    Fuck the koalas, smelly little pests!


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    Just heard they're remaking Highlander.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    I prefer if you call us Australia, but anyway.....

    There is awesome bacon here. Lots of great beef and lamb and you can even eat emu, kangaroo or crocodile. It's all not too hard to get. And tasty

    It gets pretty hot in Australia. A lot of people can't stand the humidity, some don't like the dry heat, we get all kinds here depending where you are. It gives you a great reason to drink beer though.
    Heat is not a good reason to drink beer. That'll dehydrate yah! What does kangaroo and emu taste like? Chicken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    Fuck the koalas, smelly little pests!
    Apparently, if one urinates one you, you have a chance of getting chlamydia.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    Inferior bacon is the only thing keeping me from packing up and heading to Canada.
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    Don't forget Officer Kevin Banned
    Getting called "some noob" all the time, in that disparaging way, for actuall physical legitimate reasons. 'Coz being new to a place is bad thing.


    Come to Scotland. I'll wrap that bacon up in some sheep intestine, batter it, deep-fry it for ya. Free heart palpatations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FancyShmancyPants17 View Post
    Heat is not a good reason to drink beer. That'll dehydrate yah! What does kangaroo and emu taste like? Chicken?
    Haven't tried emu or croc but they say croc is a lot like chicken. 'Roo is like a gamey beef.

    If you're going to be dehydrated, it's probably best to be drunk off your ass so you don't notice!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Androo View Post
    Getting called "some noob" all the time, in that disparaging way, for actuall physical legitimate reasons. 'Coz being new to a place is bad thing.


    Come to Scotland. I'll wrap that bacon up in some sheep intestine, batter it, deep-fry it for ya. Free heart palpatations?
    More like free retching.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    Haven't tried emu or croc but they say croc is a lot like chicken. 'Roo is like a gamey beef.

    If you're going to be dehydrated, it's probably best to be drunk off your ass so you don't notice!
    You'll notice the next day! Lol. So are koala bears to Australia as possums are to America? Lol
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