Here in the normal world we call "jelly", "jam". We call jelly what you all call jello. You can imagine the confusion this caused for many years. I've never understood the reverence with which pb&j is held by you yankee doodles. It's ok but the way you carry on, you'd think it was your national food. Which, given your obesity rates, it very well might be. I actually prefer peanut butter and honey but I most prefer pb on it's own - preferably on toast or better yet, fruit toast!
So to the rest of the world, I'd be known as K2Jam? That's not nearly as naughty! X(
I had to quote you in order to look away long enough to read what you actually wrote.
by the porn-tastic angle of the camera, I'm guessing your new signature came from TNA? Seriously they have a cameraman I am pretty sure used to work with Vivid. (He's the guy that always managed to get the best shot of Velvet Sky getting into the ring)
And then Asher notices the WWE symbol proudly emblazoned on the turnbuckle pads.... God damn
Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.