Originally Posted by K2Jelly
Fish aren't pets. Fish are an emergency protein supply.
Dogs will do whatever you ask, for minimal return, ergo they are the perfect soldiers in the army of Capitalism (Though they were less than perfect soldier's against the great pig uprising of 83, but that's a different story)
Cats chase vermin merely because they want to eat them, they provide nothing TO you, they are just concerned with what they can get FROM you.
Also they always have that superior look on their faces when you are cleaning the litterbox, which is why my cat is an out-door cat (That and because he's still bringing me reference material)