Originally Posted by Robstar
Isn't it an Ostrich or Emu egg that they crack over the pizza?
Originally Posted by Daniel walkerin
Sadly, I don't think you're the only lawyer to have ever said this and meant it as a serious statement.
Originally Posted by Poot-Hair
Well Poot, looks like you got caught the same thing I got when I had my kids. I've changed myself in multiple ways since my eldest son was born and it seems like the more kids I had, the more responsible I became. We all still have those moments of weakness, but it's nice to see someone who you've come to know over the course of a year or so, making an effort to become a better person.
Enjoy the daddy duty because they grow up faster than you'd like, but never stop entertaining, frustrating, and causing you to age rapidly. I still remember when my little ones were that old. One of my favorite things was when they'd sleep on my chest while I laid on the couch. You'd be willing to allow your bladder to explode before risking the movement that might cause them to wake up.