So you want to be a black ninja? you have to post 5000 posts. some of them may have more thoughts than others of course, like this one for instance. You have to find people who want to post with you because you don't want to just talk to a wall. And luckily I have been able post very random and fun topics that some people have enjoyed, and well lets be honest a lot of people hated. I have had the opportunity to be called a douche bag by a beloved children's character. I had the great joy in being told that I should wear velcro shoes, I got to blame carnage for something besides a problem with my spidey senses. I survived a diner made in my honor, thank you robstar for that gem
. I survived a lashing for supposedly a thing for a random girl on the internet. I almost out post whored the greatest post whore maybe in the history of the internet... then my social life made it so I had to leave and he posted 100 posts in like 3 hours... dang it. I got to argue sports with a jelly fish, and be right! or defend why batman could win in a fight in a battle to the death with another super hero who doesn't kill people, against a ghost who didn't get the message he shouldn't choose such a shiny color. I got to talk about how a stranger met his wife with a bear. I survived a megathread. and not only did I do all of that, but I even outlasted all of wrestlemania threads... about how taker should face this guy or that guy, even though it was 8 months before the event and another 6 before taker would even show his face. Oh, my black ninja journey has been epic... just like every other of my ninja friends on this site would tell you, it was fun to get there... but I assume it can only be funner being there.