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    Rassler Ripoffs!!!

    Once upon a time there was this insanely over wrestler. He wasn't much to look at but boy could he go.

    He floated around the scene, getting noticed here and there and trying on different looks & gimmicks for size.

    He won titles wherever he went but the fans were never too sure if they should actually put money on this horse or just cheer him along without committing.

    Then one day, something clicked with fans and man and circumstance brought him to the fore! He was undeniably over. His matches were, for varying reasons, almost unmissable. He became the underdog shining light of the company even though he was unkempt. Long haired and messy with a homeless mans beard.

    He fought his way to the top against all odds and won his companies top title! And do you know who that man was?

    Not Eric Young.

    Not Daniel Bryan.











    It was Mick Foley.


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    Must be on about Edge.

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    It's obviously Grizzly Redwood
    Meet me beyond the emptiness
    And only then will you see
    All that you have in this world Is all that you need

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    First man that came to mind was Rey Mysterio. Looks like it was Foley.

     

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    Well of course Rey looks like a homeless man. I see a lot of them getting around in lucha masks

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    Well of course Rey looks like a homeless man. I see a lot of them getting around in lucha masks
    Wait a minute. You don't live in any of the states in the south west of the U.S., I don't believe you know what you're talking about. I bet alonestalepunk atleast seen 5 of them standing in front of a Home Depot today.













     





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    Quote Originally Posted by North Vegas Benny View Post
    Wait a minute. You don't live in any of the states in the south west of the U.S., I don't believe you know what you're talking about. I bet alonestalepunk atleast seen 5 of them standing in front of a Home Depot today.











    While it's hard to deny that lsp knows much more than I do, I maintain my stance that not all homeless illegals look like Rey.


    They can't afford the tattoos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androo View Post
    Goldberg??

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    The United States of America's Mythical Fire Breathing Creature.
    Ma$$Dinero... We're shootin' now, bruv!
     

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