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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    speaking from experience?
    No, but females don't say insulting shit to me. I can convey "I'll punt you right in the baby-maker at the drop of a hat" with an arched eyebrow and simple flaring of the nostrils.


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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    Go to hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    No, but females don't say insulting shit to me. I can convey "I'll punt you right in the baby-maker at the drop of a hat" with an arched eyebrow and simple flaring of the nostrils.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    Just go straight for the c-word and then swiftly kick them in the vagina. They usually get the idea to not fuck around after that.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this is gold!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome Bomb View Post
    He's brilliant, isn't he?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    No, but females don't say insulting shit to me. I can convey "I'll punt you right in the baby-maker at the drop of a hat" with an arched eyebrow and simple flaring of the nostrils.
    seems legit.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    seems legit.
    It totally is. When I visit my mom, she won't even look me in the eyes on account of her knowing what's up.

    *cracks knuckles*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    It totally is. When I visit my mom, she won't even look me in the eyes on account of her knowing what's up.

    *cracks knuckles*
    You must be a delight to have over for the holidays


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    It totally is. When I visit my mom, she won't even look me in the eyes on account of her knowing what's up.

    *cracks knuckles*
    I envy the happy, joyous occasions that your family gather, given such new insight into your family dynamics.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    You must be a delight to have over for the holidays
    Provided the women-folk all know their roles and make with providing me the food and merriment that my masculinity necessitates, everything stays peachy. Joyous even.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    Provided the women-folk all know their roles and make with providing me the food and merriment that my masculinity necessitates, everything stays peachy. Joyous even.
    *Iron Ape looks over his shoulder to make sure the missus isn't there*


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