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    Okay, so I am all caught up.. for now. A few points to be made.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    What I'm tryna say is that:

    Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

    Steve = Steve.

    Hasn't got the weapon = Hasn't got a cock.

    Of ass destruction = Ass. (Destruction = The pain women get when the cock gets inserted).

    Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

    Is that clear enough?
    How did none of you quick thinking fuckers not see that Shaz's clear goal for having sex with a female is to put it in her ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    I used to "manage" a group of strippers and believe it or not, you end up talking a lot with them. They have a lot to get off their chest it seems - and not only clothes! Plus I can tell you from more hands on experience, when you do the job right with a girl, they have no problem letting you know about how good it was - and how bad they've had it. And you know how chicks love to talk!

    Yes, I'm tooting my own horn here. But why not? I'm good at tooting theirs! Hahaha!
    I bartended at a place that was located around the strip club region of Houston (at the time) on the Richmond Strip. Many of the strippers would come to my bar to get a little tipsy and get ready for the evening and I have come to understand that strippers some of the most interesting people you can ever meet. Some are a lot smarter than the stereotypes they are given and a lot of them are emotional wrecks. They all, however, are not shy in the least about talking sex openly and can give a blunt view on how females see the difference of having sex for the "filthy" pleasure of it, versus having sex with someone you truly love and care about.


    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    in that case beat the shit out of him
    people still do that, right? to solve disagreements in real life?
    Yes they do... But only here in 'Merica! But I do think we forget that sometimes stupidity rises to the top because not enough people have gotten the shit beat out of them at least once in their life.

    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Alright. So my friend here at the university, Vincent, got in trouble with drugs. But, he didn't actually take any; someone framed him...or so he says.
    To this long post, K2 all I have to say is if you ever find yourself in that situation again, that is what the bathroom is for. Go rub one out and get the sexual frustration out of your system so the thought isn't even an option anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodom View Post
    Because obviously you need to be a girl to have a boyfriend
    Is that how it works?

    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    THAT'S IT I'M BANNING EVERYBODY!!! YOU ALL ASKED FOR IT!!!
    I am so glad I missed Robs few days of the month.


    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    I'd rather masturbate to your picture of Carnage.

    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    DRG hates everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin View Post
    Okay, so I am all caught up.. for now. A few points to be made.



    How did none of you quick thinking fuckers not see that Shaz's clear goal for having sex with a female is to put it in her ass?



    I bartended at a place that was located around the strip club region of Houston (at the time) on the Richmond Strip. Many of the strippers would come to my bar to get a little tipsy and get ready for the evening and I have come to understand that strippers some of the most interesting people you can ever meet. Some are a lot smarter than the stereotypes they are given and a lot of them are emotional wrecks. They all, however, are not shy in the least about talking sex openly and can give a blunt view on how females see the difference of having sex for the "filthy" pleasure of it, versus having sex with someone you truly love and care about.




    Yes they do... But only here in 'Merica! But I do think we forget that sometimes stupidity rises to the top because not enough people have gotten the shit beat out of them at least once in their life.



    To this long post, K2 all I have to say is if you ever find yourself in that situation again, that is what the bathroom is for. Go rub one out and get the sexual frustration out of your system so the thought isn't even an option anymore.



    Is that how it works?



    I am so glad I missed Robs few days of the month.
    You need a hobby

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    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    You need a hobby
    No shit huh. This place is more addicting than methadone.


    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    I'd rather masturbate to your picture of Carnage.

    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    DRG hates everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin View Post
    No shit huh. This place is more addicting than methadone.
    If you use this again I will hunt you down and beat you to death with a haddock.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin View Post

    I am so glad I missed Robs few days of the month.
    I can give you a first hand recap if you want


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin View Post
    No shit huh. This place is more addicting than methadone.
    You'd think that's a good thing... you would think.

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    Cena is going to debut some phat new gear tonight.

    ''Ricardo Rodriguez is the best character on WWE TV.''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Automatic View Post
    Cena is going to debut some phat new gear tonight.
    I think he already used all colors, what elses he can do???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Automatic View Post
    Cena is going to debut some phat new gear tonight.
    hopefully it doesn't say the champ is here.
    #TeamGeeky


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