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    i tried to put together a broken pint glass by hand with no glue. I was ramming the glass together to make it fit and it took three of my mates to take the glass away from me to stop me from hurting myself


    - Eve's arse atleast now we can look forward to Divas matches.
    Even Maryse cant resist watching her shake her arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaMassacre View Post
    You are the King of drunk posting, IPITS. You even birthed 7 cyber babies during your time here. All the rest of them flown away from the nest except for IPITB.
    7 of them eh. Wow "my love butter" is potent. Yeah I think IPITB is sticking around trying to get child support from me. I'm not entirely sure he is mine and until I get the test results I'm not paying.

    But in all seriousness, I will never drunk post again. I lost a friend over my stupidity and it really sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaMassacre View Post
    I am guilty of doing this. I once logged on an gave a 3 paragraphed speech about caribous an masturbation.
    hahaha, I seem to have drunken internet rants all the time, but hardly ever on here. Most of the time I just seem to type "fuck"/"cunt" a lot and alienate myself from people, but occasionally I do some of my absolute best creative writing while drunk.

    The time I accused half of my Facebook friends of "butchering the English language worse than a schizoid's non-dominant arm" is one of my personal favourites.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaMassacre View Post
    You are the King of drunk posting, IPITS. You even birthed 7 cyber babies during your time here. All the rest of them flown away from the nest except for IPITB.
    I CAN FLY? SWEET! And I don't think they flew, as much as it was that they died. IPITS is a neglectful mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IPOOPINTHEBATH View Post
    I CAN FLY? SWEET! And I don't think they flew, as much as it was that they died. IPITS is a neglectful mother.
    Your to fat to fly and IPITS wasn't strong enough to push you out. So he/she decided go make a new nest else where.
    I will never forget you, CBot. You will always be my one true love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrkenInvader View Post
    Your to fat to fly and IPITS wasn't strong enough to push you out. So he/she decided go make a new nest else where.
    Then came back.

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    I'd love to get hammered. But it's a work night
    I'd rather have nothing than have a lie.

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    We should just sticky this thread so anytime you get drunk it's easier to find. We wouldn't want to make things unnecessarily hard on ourselves, would we?

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    Wouldn't that be part of the fun?
    I'd rather have nothing than have a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IPOOPINTHEBATH View Post
    Then came back.
    He made his nest with gasoline soaked sticks and then started a flame war while sitting in it.
    I will never forget you, CBot. You will always be my one true love.

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