Before Fergie retired: Mourinho rubbish.
After Fergie retired: Mourinho good, Moyes rubbish.
After Moyes gets the nod: Moyes good, Mourinho rubbish.
Before transfer request: Rooney is the white Pele.
After transfer request: Rooney is a fat has been who is paid too much.
I'm glad I don't roll eyes anymore, you're limited to 8 per post.