Actually how about we take a little bet (winner doesnt get anything but pride there player doesn't suck as much)
First to score out of Torres (So then we both lose), Caroll and Dzeko wins.
FA Cup doesn't count (Sorry but Oldham and Portsmouth aren't exactly United)
Also. Say City are lunch time kick off and Dzeko scores in the 80th minute.
Then Torres and Carroll have until the next games 80 minutes to try and best him.