I'd lay down with Layla, stick my *icky into Vickie, run a train on Kaitlyn and play Adam with Eve.
I'd give my banana to Aksana, my little jabroni to Naomi, explore the box of A.Fox and give my best to Beth.
There'd be a Tamina sixty-niner, and I'd landscape Cameron's cooch; I'd have a crack at L.Garcia and take a Karma Sutra Sharpshooter from Natalya in the nude....
But to touch AJ's vajayjay would be the bait that lead to jail in many different states!
This post is shades of this guy:
Recently Played (out of ten):
Watch Dogs (PS4)- 6.5
Mario Kart 8 (Wii U)- 9.5
Wolfenstein: The New Order (PS4)- 8 Shovel Knight (Wii U)-9