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  1. #10011
    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin View Post
    That phrase alone brings back memories of my great grandmother, a lie, and an electrical cord... Amazing how 3 generations separate a MAJOR difference in how to discipline a child.
    XD Washing your mouth with soup, then to the belt, then you upgraded to the extension cord and when all else fails you get the small bat. Old school butt whippings.


  2. #10012
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJosephBanks View Post
    For me, it was my grandmother.

    The only person who could make me, or my brother, shape up with her very presence. "I don't whoop clothes. Clothes ain't do nothing."
    Those were the worst. I still had a scar on my butt from one of those.


  3. #10013
    Quote Originally Posted by SESAfro View Post
    XD Washing your mouth with soup, then to the belt, then you upgraded to the extension cord and when all else fails you get the small bat. Old school butt whippings.

    I'd still take the cord over the pine tree switch. Those mother fuckers stung like a son of a bitch; some of the worst pain ever and they never had another issue with me doing that same thing again because that pain stuck with me.


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    I'd rather masturbate to your picture of Carnage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SESAfro View Post
    XD Washing your mouth with soup, then to the belt, then you upgraded to the extension cord and when all else fails you get the small bat. Old school butt whippings.
    My dad a thing for Bamboo sticks, apperantly the precision to the skin is very effective. I also found it suspicous there was a stick in every room lying around like the old man was tryna set me up ><

    Funny one that dude was.

  5. #10015
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  6. #10016
    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    My dad a thing for Bamboo sticks, apperantly the precision to the skin is very effective. I also found it suspicous there was a stick in every room lying around like the old man was tryna set me up ><

    Funny one that dude was.
    I couldn't imagine the bamboo as I think the hollow sections would allow you to get quite a pop out of a strike.


    Quote Originally Posted by TheJosephBanks View Post
    "Go get your own switch. And you bet not come back with a flimsy one either."
    I made the mistake of grabbing the biggest branch I could find as I didn't think she could swing it. To my shock, she not only lifted it, she carried it back outside, tossed it, and said "Since you gonna be a funny about it, I'm just gonna pick my own switch." Let's just say the flimsy ones have a bullwhip type of effect that can be more damaging as they can rip clothing.


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    I'd rather masturbate to your picture of Carnage.

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    Really? Just when you think this fruitcake couldn't possibly get any tackier, here comes Fandango wearing a ran over Fruit by the Foot snack.


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    Curious situation: not the most appealing start with a dance off, but we take that shit off soon and move to serious business... (hoping)


     
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    This is happening. This is actually happening.


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    So.. they give a dancer gimmick to a man who can't dance.. then again they did the same with Brodus Clay.
     
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