Kenneth Black: Ladies and Gentlemen, here upon their request is The New Assault ProGraM,
*Criz comes into the picture and snatches the mic, Sean puts his huge arm over the shoulder of Black*
Criz Dimension: We are pissed and are going to take a Little Trip, Care to Join us...
Sean Dimension: YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!!!
*N.A.P. start pacing the arena backstage with Criz leading and a terrified Black being held by Sean*
Criz: Mistakes are always made by mere human imbeciles like Free From Poison, Change Can be Good...and Beer is Great.
Tears and Heartbreak, such as a pack of beautiful Butterflies in the Gut, Warming story I heard from Free From p...ya Can stand there and Reminisce about the good ole memories that were straight edge...But Truth be Told ...Air saints was shit,The militia was Shit, So All You Pieces of Shit amounted to a nice sized pile of crap.
*They stand by the locker room door*
Like a lot. Of the guys in there *points at the door*
*Criz hands mic to Sean and grabs Black by the neck*
Sean: And Word around the world says You were on the brink of getting released.
If it wasn't for your Hoe-like skills, Best Team in the world I would say at doing that I may add. I only heard ,trust...I would never ,ever like to find out. You 3 are something else, and the program doesn't get down like that.
*TheY contInue WalkiNg baCksTage*
Ceiz: Title Change, That's the only thing that's keeping me and even making me more mad by the second..look, When you were discussing it with yourselves. You should've just left it there. The Idea is Crazy dammit, The Internet Fans should stand up now and speak out.
Shoot on these imbeciles.
*They arrive at Grant's OffiCe*
Sean: Grant!! What The Fuck were You Thinking
*Sean opens Grant's Door*
..and No one is here.
* Both men are angry*
They are the Internet titles for G.O.D. sakes, Our Titles to Regain.
Criz: This was our mindset coming in. But then, oh but then it dawned on us. The Most Barbaric, The most dangerous, the most brutal Team in Ewncw is The New Asault Program..So With The Change You Made, There Comes your Mistake. Yes, There it lies.
*Few steps later a bench is near and Sean sits Black before he rests his arm on Black's head*
Criz: *grinding teeth* Do You have a clue..Shut up!..Do You have a clue, Did the light bulb idea did not shine quite so bright. Did it Blink and quickly turn dim and still ,STILL YOU RAN WITH IT
Sean: EWNCW Hardcore Championships are made for us.
Criz: And Don't You even Dare Call Yourselves Champions ,especially with the new entitlement to it. Don't call yourselves champions if your mere Title holders. And you're gonna survive the unknown!?..Point blank, you're not even gonna survive the known.
Sean Dimension . The Known. Criz Dimension. The Known. THE NEWWW ASSAULT PRO-GRAAAMMM
*Both Raise Arms* Raise your Damn Arms, *A scared Black does it Fast*
Criz: It doesn't Take 3 to succeed, Us 2 are just fine .
Unless, we train this guy right here and have him on the team for The hell of it. What ya say?, ya don't have a choice with your decision's in life.
And NO, No is The answer to the stupidity you said. We will Only defend on EwncW Turf, because if you're here then it means your at the highest level. So Typical Fat guy at home with the wrinkled and ripped off sleeve J-DuB T-shirt...keep chanting by your Damn Self.
Cuz its not happening, It Stays with us and we do what we Want. So We DO WHAT WE want
*Criz starts setting up a table*
Free From P only have stupid ideas I swear, its like Chanting WcW at a WWe event. It looks,sounds and is....Stupid.
Sean: So I Say that ,to Do This. With One last thing to State and the obvious is this...There ARE NO BOUNDARIES TO WHAT WE WILL DO TO GET BACK OUR GOLD @ NO GUTS, NO GLORY!
*Sean powerbombs Black thru the table*
*criz puts his foot on top of the guy, with the camera low showing the guy laid out*
*criz ducks a bit*
Criz: Know Who The Known are!
The cameras cut back to the announcers table
Terry Murdock: What the hell was that all about?!
Nick Newman: That was the N.A.P making a statement that everyone will remember ...
Terry Murdock: Well, making a statement or not ... Up next is our main event! We will see HolyJose face William Carlin!
Nick Newman: Carlin's got this one in the bag without a doubt.
Lily Morgan: The following match is set for one fall ... Introducing first, HolyJose!
HolyJose makes his way onto the stage to a chorus of cheers and the cheers get even louder when he poses for the fans. He walks down the ramp, slapping a few hands a long the way and slides into the ring and leans against the turnbuckle, waiting for his opponent to arrive.
Terry Murdock: Holyjose looks as ready as ever for this match!
Nick Newman: Yeah, well I bet his opponent is even more ready!
Terry Murdock: What makes you say that, Newmen?
Nick Newman: Because I'm right, and you're wrong! Haha!
Lily Morgan: And his opponent ...He is one half of the EWNCW Blacklist Champions ... William Carlin!
William Carlin slowly makes his way to the stage and the crowd boos him loudly when he raises his championship high above his head. Carlin walks down the ramp slowly, putting the championship over his left shoulder as he does.
Nick Newman: This guy is a true champion! He has the look, he has the swagger, he is what every champion should be!
Terry Murdock: Well, people have their own opinions I guess!
Carlin gets into the ring and holds the championship in Holyjose's face, and then hands the championship to a man on the outside of the ring. Holyjose and Carlin take their respective corners, and then Referee David Johnson calls for the bell (ring, ring, ring) and the match begins
HolyJose (Rhodes) vs. William Carlin (DiBiase)
(Start at 3:27, End at 6:27)
Carlin is down after a huge Final Judgement from Holyjose! Holyjose goes for the cover!
Terry Murdock: It is over! Holyjose is going to win this won after that nasty Final Judgement!
Nick Newman: Hold on a second! They are close to that rope right there, Carlin could easily grab it!
One! Two! Carlin grabs the bottom rope!
Holyjose sits up and looks at the ref and holds up three fingers, but the ref points to the bottom rope. Holyjose gets back to his feet and stands Carlin up, and Holyjose attempts another Final Judgement, but Carlin reverses it and pushes Holyjose into the turnbuckle, then rolls back with him and hits the Chaos Theory!! Carlin goes for the cover!!
One! Two! NO!!
Terry Murdock: Oh my god!! What a kick out! I can't believe Holyjose is still in this!!
Nick Newman: The ref counted slow! C'mon, Carlin!! Pin him!!
HolyJose kicks out and Carlin is pissed! He jumps to his feet and argues with the ref, telling him that it was three but the ref says two! Carlin looks down at Holyjose, then grabs him by the hair and stands him to his feet and then hits another Chaos Theory but instead of going for the cover, Carlin rolls Holyjose onto his stomach ...
Cattle Mutilation! Carlin applies major pressure to Holyjose's arms and back, and Holyjose is screaming in pain, trying to stay strong, but he has no choice! He tells the ref hes had enough!
Lily Morgan: Here is your winner ... William Carlin!
Terry Murdock: Three finishers! Holyjose took three finishing manuvers before finally tapping out!
Nick Newman: Carlin whooped his candy ass! That was GREAT!
Terry Murdock: Well, thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning into EWNCW Brutality! We hope you enjoyed the show! Make sure to tune in next week for more action packed events! Good night everybody!