Camera cuts back and we can see the Sexiest Alpha Males gloating about their new belts
Tenorio: You know what, guys? I think these belts right here makes us even sexier than we are, if that’s possible.
The three of them laugh
Tenorio: The point is, now we have a great chance tonight. Those Shadows of Madness are no Twisted and Slither, they are much better, maybe they failed to get the big belts, but they gave a hell of a show in the last two PPV’s. This is damned serious, and I don’t want to waste this chance we have. So, who’s gonna step in for the match? I’m freaking ready and willing to!
T-Thunda: Dem Shadows of Madness didn't win dem belts, but the sure as hell came close playa! I want in in dis match!! Ain't nobody gonna show up the Sexiest Alpha Males!! And 'The Pimp' here wants to make sure that we get got good tonight!!
He turns to The Big Chief and puts a hand on his shoulder
T-Thunda: So you can take the night off man but I know, dat the Big Chief don't take no nights off!! So because I am 'The Pimp', I went ahead and got you some goooood fine ass girls here to keep you company!!
Some girls come into the shot and huddle around Big Chief. One even goes to his Long Schlong area, and his eyes widen and a 'kid in a sweet shop' smile comes across his face as he blushes*
T-Thunda: BUT, don't get greedy, because after we win here, we want some of dis too!! But for now ladies, excuse us while we take care of some business!!
T-Thunda and Tenorio go out as Big Chief continues to be huddled by the girls
Back in the arena
Henry Watson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The Shadows of Madness must win this to become the #1 contender's to the EWNCW Blacklist Championships. On there way to the ring at this time, Orion Slayde and Abel, The Shadows of Madness!!!
The Shadows of Madness come to the ring with an intent look in their eye as they know what is on the line of they win.
Terry Murdock: That's the look they had the first they came here and it led to their success.
Luke Douglas: A lot's changed since then, The Jesting Madness are now the team to beat.
Nick Newman: Damn right and they will be champions for a very long time.
Robert Goodman: I don't know I got a good feeling about The Shadows of Madness tonight.
Henry Watson - and their opponents, the team of Miguel Tenorio and T-Thunda, they are the EWNCW Intercontinental Champions...The Sexiest Alpha Males!!!
The Sexiest Alpha Males walk to the ring to the cheers and desperate pleas of women wanting to sleep with them while the men of course boo them without them as they enter the ring.
Nick Newman: Now that's a quality tag team right there, they won the gold at Pain for Treasure because they are just that good.
Terry Murdock: Did you forget they cheated? I did not
Robert Goodman: I'm sure these fans haven't either and look forward to seeing Cirque de Freak regain the gold.
Luke Douglas: That will have to wait because the focus of The Sexiest Alpha tonight lies with defeating The Shadows of Madness. Let's see if they can.
Craig Stevens is the referee for this match as he goes towards Miguel Tenorio and Abel checking their boots and calls for the bell (ding, ding, ding) and Miguel Tenorio quickly hits Abel with an elbow to the face and gets knocked onto the ground before Miguel Tenorio attacks Abel through a series of kicks before Abel catches his leg and hits it with a left punch dealt with great force that forces Tenorio to stumble and stumble to his knees.
Luke Douglas: Miguel Tenorio has been brought to his knees after a solid and powerful punch from Abel, if this is ho this has started I can't imagine how it will be finished!
Miguel Tenorio now punches Abel who has recovered and is in a kneeling position as well delivering blows to Tenorio as well as both men raise from the canvas all the while trading lefts and rights until Abel gets the edge and executes a big clothesline that sends Tenorio reeling back to his own corner where T-Thunda tags himself in as Slayde asks for the tag from Abel and receives it. Slayde and T-Thunda square off and begin a elbow and collar tie up where Slayde drives T-Thunda back into the ropes before tries to separate them and T-Thunda delivers a thumb to eye that sends Slayde stumbling before he poses for the ladies in the crowd.
Terry Murdock: T-Thunda makes time for his ladies no matter but is this a wise move against The Shadows of Madness.
T-Thunda looks to strike Slayde with a big right hand but Slayde ducks under and delivers a big missile dropkick that sends T-Thunda crashing down into the mat before securing T-Thunda on the floor with an arm lock which he applies with great pressure as the ref asks T-Thunda if he wants to quit.
Nick Newman: Come on ref! Don't be stupid! T-Thunda is not give up so easily!
T-Thunda hits Slayde with the back of his head but Slayde doesn't release the hold an continues applying pressure as the ref asks T-Thunda if he wants to quit but the sound of the ladies cheering him on seems to fuel T-Thunda into a comeback here reaches his feet while still in Slayde's grasp and punches him squarely in the face before pushing towards to ropes off which he rebounds and T-Thunda awaits him to connect a clothesline but Slayde ducks and rebounds off the ropes again but T-Thunda had the same idea and both meet in the center knocking each other out in the center of the ring as the ref begins his mandaory 10 and both partners beg to be tagged in.
Terry Murdock: It's anyone's match now.
Craig Stevens starts the count....1....2.....3..........4......5....T-Thunda and Slayde begin to reach their.....6....feet and.....tag in their respective partners as Abel and Tenorio explode on to the ring to fans delight and brawl in the ring.
Robert Goodman: This is how wrestling should be!
Nick Newman: Blood is sure to be all over the ring if this keeps up.
Abel gets the edge delivers a kick to gut of Tenorio before grabbing the back of his head and drives Tenorio to the mat where Abel repeatedly plants his face again and again till blood pours from Tenorio's face. Abel is seen with a sinister smile on his face before T-Thunda enters the ring to break up the action but Slayde enters the ring himself and begins to brawl with T-Thunda forcing them both to the outside.
Terry Murdock: What will happen now?
Abel is up and calls for the end as he yells: For the Children!!!! and connects an AbelSlam and covers Tenorio....1.......2.....from the crowd we see someone jump the barricade and it Big Chief Long Schlong who drags the referee out of the ring and punches him in the face.
Nick Newman: YES!!!! All of The Sexiest Alpha Males are here, now finish off The Shadows of Madness.
Abel is visibly pissed and goes after Long Schlong who circles the ring and enters it soon after with Abel following suit where he grabs the leg of Long Schlong showing a wicked smile as Long Schlong hop in the ring but Tenorio is up and delivers a low blow and as Big Chief now grabs Abel from behind as best he can and sets him up in a Full nelson face buster before Tenorio can land a Jumping reverse STO to complete their double team move, we see the former EWNCW Intercontinental Champions Twisted and Slither of Cirque de Freak head to the ring and break up The Sexiest Alpha Males plans and proceed to brawl Big Chief and Tenorio before T-Thunda looks to join in but Slayde follows him and continues his brawl with T-Thunda causing total chaos in the ring.
Luke Douglas: What will end this?
Abel is still recovering from the low blow he recyeved before Slither sprays Big Chief's face with red juice and that sends him to the outside, Twisted headbutts Tenorio and causes to fall in the ring before they tell Slayde they will handle T-Thunda and do so by forcing him out of the ring. as Tenorio reaches his feet Abel has recovered and grabs him in position for the Abel Slam but holds for Slayde and together they complete The Nightmare in the Shadows before Slayde goes to the outside and drags the referee into the ring.
Nick Newman: Not like this!!!
The referee makes his count...........1................................. .2.........................................3!!!!!! !!!!!!
Henry Watson: The winners of this match, and now the #1 contender's to EWNCW Blacklist Championships.....The Shadows of Madness!!!
Luke Douglas: Wow, what total anarchy happened in this match but The Shadows of Madness
Robert Goodman: The Jesting Madness vs Shadows of Madness III should be the greatest match this world will ever see.
Post match we see The Sexiest Alpha Males retreat as The Shadows of Madness celebrate in the ring while Slither and Twisted look on with intent at The Sexiest Alpha Males who raise their titles up high as the show comes to a close.
Terry Murdock: Things are far from over between The Sexiest Alpha Males and Cirque de Freak.
Nick Newman: They should be, these freaks lost and they won. They need to deal with that. For now we must take a quick commercial break.