Why hello everyone, its me That One Creepy Guy once again!! Bringing you the latest in e-fed wrestling and just general creepiness.. We've got JBW Mayhem superstar and Showdown writer, the masked Roman Flare!! Also we have EWNCW Japanese sensation Bam, and a mystery guest here from the JBW!!! Oh I love mysteries, like the mystery of where I leave the bodies of those children's beauty pageant contestants.. I always forget which tree it is, there are so many in the swamplands.. Plus I always get sidetracked by those Crocodiles.. I love trying to impregnate them, especially that death roll.. It makes an instant release for sure.. But let's get to out first segment in today's show, the "Creepy Guy Of The Week" award!! YAAY!! Today's creepy guy shows no bounds in his sexual prowess.. He shows the little children that he can sex them like any other middle aged creepazoid.. You have to see the gums, there's nothing like cunnilingus from a toothless human being.. When I tuck my package between my legs, I always find a random hobo to eat my vajayjay well that is until the boner pops out of course.. SURPRISE!! *giggles* But let's get to our award winner..
Now that was quite the creepy event.. The old man was definitely into to the 12 year old child.. I really love when statutory rape falls into place.. Never consent just give them a frightening erotic experience that will effect their relationship with men for the rest of their life.. But let me move on to our first interview of the night.. We're going to be backstage during JBW Showdown, interviewing Mr. Roman Flare!! YAAAY!! ROLL THE TAPE!!
*We see T1CG sitting with a really creepy smile next to Roman Flare, backstage during Showdown.. You see Malcolm Cage and Avidico talking in the background as our interview begins*
T1CG: Hello everybody, its That One Creepy Guy here!! We have backstage access to JBW Showdown with Mayhem Superstar and Showdown writer, Roman Flare!! Yay!! Now I understand that you also wrote some material for SilverLace and TheDag.. Now thats two wonderful people to write for, now what makes a writer like you decide that you want to promote more gay characters in the world of e-fedding??
Roman: I have never written a piece for either of those two, nor was I aware that they were homosexuals. Good for them I guess. Can we get to the real questions?
T1CG: Okey Dokey Roman!! So since we are moving to the questions.. I must know, if there was a spot on Showdown for me to give a peep show/lap dance to random children in the crowd, how can we make it all legal when I brush my balls on their little bodies??
Roman: Easy--to make it legal we'll just have to make sure they're not children, that you're not at Showdown, and that you're safely locked up in a Federal Prison. When I agreed to do this show, I agreed to do 10-questions rapid fire. Now, get crackin'.
T1CG: Well maybe we can figure out how to make that all legal once this interview is done.. It is quite the important matter for me to put my ballsack on the bodies of children..
Roman: Didn't I jus--*Rome gets cut off*
T1CG: You're like a sexy tiger with a mask on, dangerous and charming all at once.. What a romance we would have, you sexy tiger you *blushes at Roman*.. But we'll begin your ten topics with Showdown..
Roman: The Wednesday Night Delight. Perhaps not the draw that Mayhem or Warfare is, but it's stock, like mine, is on fire as it rises to the top.
T1CG: Whenever somebody has sex with me their loins feel quite on fire too.. Its not just from the multiple STDs I have attained, but the fact that I rub my penis in Habanero Hot Sauce before every sexualy torture fest.. Its quite the spicy combination if you ask me, but lets get to the topic of EWNCW
Roman: Great federation, perhaps not run that well, but then again, I hear some "big shit" happened over there. I don't know, I don't watch it that often.
T1CG: Yes big shit did happen there.. I actually followed Billy Mccoy in the locker room, he knew I was following him.. When he finally questioned me about it, I just lifted up my kilt and popped a squat right in front of him.. It was a 2 and a half foot stool, it kind of looked like your next topic K-Jammin..
Roman: Great man. A leader in the locker room. Too bad it's the Clown locker room.
T1CG: I remember my days as a clown back with Barnum and Bailey.. We would have sex with seals and dolphins in the Clown Locker room.. I am quite jealous that you and K-Jammin have access to this leisure of cocking down sea mammals.. But I know you want the next topic and that is The Devils Advocate..
Roman: That man creeps me out! I don't know what it is, but I just feel weird as hell around him.
T1CG: I bet I creep you out more.. Ive actually hid in your closet at home and watched you dream.. Ive watched you make love to the countless women.. But my favorite thing about that time, was when you pooped with the door open or masturbated on the mattress.. Now that was quite the time and I loved it.. Who is The Sleeper to Roman Flare??
Roman: Lt. Drowsee! Dr. Hypno! Great in the ring, best sleep aid in the world on the mic. But since I relieved him of his title, that shouldn't be a problem.
T1CG: *admires Roman's mask* I would love to relieve myself all over a replica of your mask.. I would immediately put the soiled mask on my face and go jogging with a jock strap worn on the outside of my sweat pants.. That would be known as the Roman Flare experience.. But that will have to wait till later.. How do you feel about your boss, Iron Ape??
Roman: The man has spies EVERYWHERE! *Rome starts spazzing wildly for a few seconds before righting himself* He knows!
T1CG: He has spies everywhere, but im spying on teenage girls everywhere.. Mall, Park, Beach, or Store.. If there is an unattractive teen girl walking alone, im going to follow her until im in her bedroom eating her underwear with chopsticks.. Mass Dinero is next..
Roman: Complete wanker. Stole my title, made me fight him to get it back, then cheated in the match! That was an illegal blow--but the Ref was too damn blind, or paid off, to notice!
T1CG: Illegal blows are when you pick up hookers in the US.. Thats not right, you should never pay when you can rape.. Now that is an illegal blow.. To the Sternum, the back of the neck, and the front of the knee with a crowbar.. Thats what attracts me to give the battered body sexual healing.. But speaking of attraction, the next topic is Five Star Attraction
Roman: Who? I know of them, I just don't care. Isn't that Beerstein one of them? Or am I think of the SuperNova? I can't keep them straight--they're all second rate to me.
T1CG: *hands Roman an Iphone playing a video* Now what do you think about this video of me using your new t-shirt as a faux arm to masturbate with?? You see its all in the twist and then it feels like how your neighbor used to grab it when you were just a child..
Roman: Turn that off. No one wants to see your prick, you One Pump Chump.
T1CG: Well well well then, I guess you dont want to see what I do when I wear my Roman Flare mask..
Roman: I didn't know they made my mask for sale.... Let's move on before you show us that one too.
T1CG: Psycho Siaki
T1CG: That is quite a funny name isnt it?? Psycho Siaki, it reminds me of my old porn alias of Psychic Teriaki.. I was a midget porn superstar.. Sadly I am not a midget or dwarf, but my penis qualifies me as one.. Very delightful.. Now what about Chainsaw?
Roman: I know he seems like a complete psychopath. He looks absolutely terrifying on the TV. Well, I might as well expose a dirty little secret--he's really fucking creepy backstage. Like, Shining creepy.
T1CG: I think that is quite lovely my sexy masked tiger.. You, Me and Chainsaw butt naked on a trampoline.. That just puts chills up my spine. I would so poke you in the eye, the anus eye that is.. I better stop dreaming, well thanks to Roman Flare for coming on to the show *extends hand to Roman for a handshake, Roman turns away and begins to yell at the backstage staff*
Roman: WHERE'S MY FUCKING COFFEE?!? IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GET ME A COFFEE, YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE JOBBING! SECURITY!! GET THIS FUCKING CREEPY BASTARD OUT OF MY ARENA!!
T1CG: Oh poo *makes pouty face*, well I'll see you guys back at the studio because clearly Roman knew that I was going drug Zeus Apollo and use his crevice for inserting sandwich products and condiments.. All-You-Can-Greek anal twink fest 2011 will have to be moved to another day, *sighs* another opportunity shall come, it truly shall.. Well back to me and my creepy smile with the studio audience.. YAY!!!
*we return to the basement with an overly excited T1CG ready to bring on the next segment*
T1CG: Backstage access at JBW Showdown, I had it and im quite disappointed because backstage access to me deals with me pushing someones shit up their guts.. I usually tell my cherished molested before they think of running away, "If they try to run, im gonna blast their poop out".. Believe me, I will.. Im quite the freak indeed.. Which leads to our "Music Video Moment"!! YAAY!! Now today's video comes from the Egyptian Lover.. Alexander the Great had a male Egyptian Lover and I remember seeing a dashing Colin Farrell on film, giving a feminine looking slave the eye.. Oh so steamy that pile of shitty cinema was.. So here is our "Music Video Moment"...