T1CG: Welcome back everyone!! Its me That One Creepy Guy of course.. As you all know I love e-fed wrestling among other things.. If you ever seen the movie Ichi The Killer then you know what im all about when I say "other thing".. On today's show we have JBW Warfare TV champion HolyJose and The Prophecy, plus another mystery guest from the EWNCW this time on location.. But before we get to any of the interviews we need to bring out our first segment of the show which is the "Creepy Guy Of The Week Award"!! YAY!! Today's winner goes to the creepy old men that have kids work around his house, playing with powertools while the old man plays with himself.. You gotta really admire that type of dedication to creepy masturbation techniques.. Its definitely an art!! So here is our "Creepy Guy Of The Week" winner told by testimonial of one of his victims..
T1CG: Now that was a love story filled with uncomfortable moments.. A story of one old man's love for the kids in the neighborhood.. You dont know what i'd do to see that photo collection of his.. Thankfully I have my own, and I bet my collection is a lot larger than his.. Its not just kids either I have films of me having intercourse with all types of animals and household objects.. Penis in a blender?? Oh ive done it and its AMAZING!! I love it!! But let's start the show off with our first interview on location at a movie set in Universal Studios, California.. We have JBW superstar The Prophecy who just finished filming his new film "East vs West".. ROLL THE TAPE!!
*We are live on set in Universal Studios, California.. The Prophecy just finished filming his last scene of the day for his new film opposing Jet Li "East vs West"*
T1CG: *waving like an idiot* Hello Everyone!! Its me That One Creepy Guy again.. And today we are live at a movie studio lot with JBW Warfare superstar, The Prophecy!! YAY!! Now im really excited to have you here because I am such a big fan of Christopher Walken..
Prophecy: What in the name of Batman Returns does he have to do with me you repulsive little vomit monkey?
T1CG: Well you did get your name from his film The Prophecy.. Christopher Walken is one of my favorite creepy men in the world.. He has quite the video collection of women peeing in toilets, I hear.. Sometimes I wish I could just be in the toilet when they tinkle.. Oh that would be quite amazing!! Have you danced in the golden showers before??
Prophecy: Have I ever danced in a golden shower? What were you repeatedly dropped on your head as a child, The Prophecy has gold plated bathroom accessories, but has never ever been pissed on. Now if you dont mind hurry up with this sham of an interview, I have Natalie Portman, Megan Fox and a large pool of jelly back at my trailer, and the jelly is not for eating my phlegm inducing troll friend.
T1CG: Ok Mr. Prophecy the ladies man!! I would never take sex from a willing female, always by drugging or a messy beating... that makes the best sex, but once agin im talking about myself.. Your first topic is VKM
Prophecy: Lets see, I assaulted his brother and put him in hospital, I embedded a sledgehammer into his spine, so what Im trying to say is, talented guy, very talented, but we have our differences, he was an idiot who thought he was better than me.
T1CG: Ive seen a male on male on male on circus clown adult film called "Embed A Sledgehammer Into His Spine part 8".. Its quite popular amongst my sex offender's club.. You should check it out sometime, the anuses get as big as an open mouth.. It is quite the event to see.. But speaking of events, what about you next topic Warfare's main eventer Snair?
Prophecy: Haha, a member of the shower of bastards known as the FSA. A paper champion who doesnt deserve to hold a replica belt let alone a real World Title. You know how in every group of friends theres a loser than nobody really wants there? Well Snair is that guy. I know what youre thinking your creepy little bastard, "my group doesnt have one of them", well thats because its you.
T1CG: Actually sir, I know Im the creepy guy in any group im around.. I once sat in a circle with Charles Manson, OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Dahmer and The Chicken Fucker of South Park fame.. Ill never forget when they first met me, they all said "oh you're creepy".. But lets move on to you next topic, EWNCW
Prophecy: Some talented guys, Shuriken, TT, Godmoney, who incidentally remind me of the Ego Trips before I tried to cripple VKM. Their so called champ though, pfft he is carried more in the ring than that belt of his.
T1CG: Well dont be mad at me the handsomely creepy champ, Kevin Matthews
The Prophecy: Oh shit, it is Kevin Matthews.. Guess like I get to kick your ass earlier than I thought
T1CG: Im just kidding.. Everyone mistakes me for Kevin Matthews, we do look quite the same.. Its undeniable, but who is Jason Statham to the Prophecy
Prophecy: Hell of a guy, we chat all the time, we actually have a new....why are your hands down there, were conducting an interview here taken them out....anyway, we have a new film that we start filming next year called.....seriously, take your hands out of there and put some pants on, youre worse than Leno...anyway, very tlented guy who would be great in JBW in my opinion....yeah stop waving that thing at me, its very off putting.....and small.
T1CG: Listen, you cant stop me from milking my penis during interviews.. Its important that I milk it all into this jar, I collect my own dead sperm.. And believe me it makes a great glaze for biscuits *looks giddy at the thought*.. What do you think of TV champion, HolyJose
Prophecy: Not much interaction with him, but any enemy of the FSA is a good guy in my book.
T1CG: Well a good guy in my book, has to be a sexual deviant.. Rapist and stalker a plus!! And I said rape not rap.. But since we're on to rap, MassDinero will be next
Prophecy: great talent, much like the rest of V3. That being said they are competing on the B show, so how good is MD, Siaki and Georgie boy, well untill they compete on the number 1 show we will never know.
T1CG: The #1 show is To Catch A Predator with Chris Hansen.. Ive been on it multiple times, Ive wore many disguises too.. A handle bar mustache here, a turban and hot dog bun around my penis there.. The best part about me being on the show was when I ate the hot dog bun around my penis with no hands *Eyes get wide while nodding*.. I heard your next topic was famous for the same actions in the locker room and that person is TheDag
Prophecy: Ah yes, a surprising retirement, I enjoyed beating his ass during the early days of JBW, and to be honest I think he liked that even more than me...eurgh.
T1CG: Trust me id enjoy any beating of ass of any kind.. Especially when the beating is done within the inside of the anal cavern..*hands The Prophecy a photo* This photo of me giving my cat oral is the next topic
Prophecy: Wow that is truely innapropriate, this must have been the first pussy you satisfied since that time you accidentally walked in on your sister in the shower hahaha. Did you spit or swallow you repugnant little excrement? You know what dont answer. At least you got to be intimate with something other than your pillow..or yourself, Im assuming finding a woman is like a dog chasing in a car, if you ever catch it you wont know what to do with it.
T1CG: So not true, I take it by force all the time.. Im surprised you havent seen my police sketch, im pretty famous worldwide.. They call me the buttplug rapist.. But I should not brag at the fact that im the god of rape, lets just get to another god or he so says, Zeus Apollo
Prophecy: the buttplug...Sweet Holyjose my manager is so getting fired after this farce. Zeus Apollo, another member of JBW's Backstreet Boys. Him winning a championship is like you having sex with someone who is either awake or a not a family member, impossible.
T1CG: I love it!! You truly do know my sexual stylings.. You can spot a creepy one for sure.. Your final topic will be about *starts digging in his nose* Booger eating
Prophecy: What the hell is your problem your freaky little plebian, I am The Prophecy, JBW's greatest star untill Manabu sacked me. Were your parents already related before they got married? Why the hell am I even here, the green room is just a porn room with photos of horse locomotive porn stuck to the walls with what I hope is glue...and nothing more.
T1CG: Fine, well im no idiot, im just a creepy guy.. *pulls finger out of nose with a gigantic bloody brownish green booger at the end of his fingertip and then wipes it on The Prophecy's forehead* Now that's a beautiful look, I Love It!!
Prophecy: If this camera wasnt filming us I would snap your neck like a chicken you vile little reptile. I amy not be in JBW anymore but that doesnt mean I wont hurt you more than you have ever been hurt before. I would ram your foot so far up your arse that you will need to remove your eyelids to trim your toe nails. You are a grotty little wanker my friend and I will bury you one day, we shall see to that. And for the love of Holyjose stop touching yourself while Im shouting at you or Ill snap it off with my bodyguards bare hands, eurgh Im done her you odeous scumbucket, good day. *The Prophecy gets up and heads to his trailer*