T1CG: Hello everyone!! Welcome to the show!! I am known as That One Creepy Guy because thats what everyone calls me, I dont mind it.. I really love e-fed wrestling and today I decided to bring the show worldwide.. Today's guests are JBW superstars TheJman and MassDinero!!! We'll be doing the infamous Speed Shoots but this time its with the actual superstars and not their action figures!! Yay!! But before we get to any interviews or our music video moment, I have to start off the show with the "Creepy Guy Of The Week" award.. You know us Creepy Men need to stick together.. And im trying to create some kind of glue substance that could accomplish that but im off topic.. Here is today's "Creepy Guy Of The Week" winner:
T1CG: *clapping frantically* Yes!! Brava Brava!! Now that was quite creepy, it reminds me of the movie Benjamin Button, what a curious case that was.. *clasps hands together* Now on to our first interview segment that we record off site, and today's interview is in downtown Miami, Florida, where we bumped into JBW former Warfare tag champion, TheJman.. Roll the tape!!
*Downtown Miami is the background and we have an excited T1CG with TheJman*
T1CG: Hello everyone, it's That One Creepy Guy again!! Im excited to have JBW Warfare superstar TheJman, on today's show with us.. How are you J-man or is it just TheJman or J or The man called Mandrake gingeroot or..
TheJman: Call me Jman you freaky bastard
T1CG: Quite rough and grizzly.. I love it.. So my first question would have to be, if you and I were the last people alive but at the same time you were Leonardo Da Vinci and I was of course me.. Would you paint me as the Mona Lisa??
TheJman: Listen man, I've chosen to spend my night off doing this fucking shoot interview so lets go!
T1CG: *pouts* Oh Fooey!! Fine.. Fine.. Well for those who don't know this..
TheJman: I think everybody watching this knows what a speed shoot is....ten topics, rapid fire, blahblahblah. Let's get to it!
T1CG: *looks at TheJman with a creepy stare* TheDag is your first topic..
TheJman: Creepy guy when I first met him but became better as we moved on. He wasn't all that passionate about this business in my opinion.
T1CG: Maybe not passionate about the business but he was definitely passionate of being creepy.. And I love it.. Warfare??
TheJman: A show filled with some of the best in the world at what they do. I think this whole FSA versus SuperNova storyline is the only thing wrong with the show. It's not the booking that bothers me, it's that guys like Trips 88 and Stinger 187 get more ring time than Manabu Nahara or The Prophecy
T1CG: *smiles at TheJman* The balls of change sure taste salty dont they?? Five Star Attraction
TheJman: Manabu, Snair, and Beerstein are good workers and good promo guys but the other two just have scripts handed to them. The idea of 'bu as GM could be something great because of his promo ability.
T1CG: I see, they get handed scripts like the great american actor Corey Feldman, yeah you remember Goonies, I know you do.. But I digress Mayhem is the next topic at hand..
TheJman: Best show on televison. Chainsaw is 2nd the most compelling guy in the business right now behind Punk, K-jammin is a fantastic heel, and V-3 do more behind the scenes than any wrestlers I've ever met.
T1CG: Yeah I have Chainsaw, K-Jammin and all of V3 in action figure form.. They really love tea time.. I have the other efed toys too like your next topic the EWNCW..
TheJman: I have respect for a bunch of guys in that company but management has been known to make some guys unhappy. Hell, that's why Manabu left.
T1CG: *starts clapping* What a zinger!! Thats why Manabu left haha I love it!! But how do you feel aboutThe Prophecy??
TheJman: Great worker, great heel, awesome promo guy. I'll be rooting for him Sunday at MoA.
T1CG: I'll be Mandrake Gingerooting for him too.. Your next topic is something I've always wanted to know.. What do you think That One Creepy Guy's left man boob..
T1CG: You heard me!! Answer!! This is a speed shoot not a speed bump..
TheJman: It belongs to the creepiest sonuvabitch I've ever met. Seriously man, you're fuckin' wierd....
T1CG: Love it!! The next topic is Supernova..
TheJman: Once TDA leaves the only bright spot in that group will be Jose.... ahhh, you know what, Advico will be good too; he's got that old school lucha style before that divison got watered down by Vinnie Mac.
T1CG: I have a bright spot for Holy Jose too.. In my trousers.. No really I have my Holy Jose underoos on and there's a bright spot right here from a bleach stain..
TheJman: I dont really care about your bleach stain or any of this creepy shit, what's the next topic?
T1CG: *sneers at TheJman* WWTNA Mark...
TheJman: He's overworked. He has this lawsuit thing going on, 3 shows to oversee, a bunch of unmotivated guys in the back, and an impending storyline with the other company. All that leads me to not criticize the guy too much when he does fuck up.
T1CG: Sounds quite a bit boring to me if I may so myself.. Criticism is the reason I have my name and I love it.. Now your final topic will seem kind of familiar *points at his creepy face and nods head with a creepy smile* Kevin Matthews
TheJman: I'll never forgive him for leaving JBW before we got off the ground but he and Shuriken are doing great stuff in EWNCW right now. A lot of the ideas for that angle come from those two.
T1CG: Some people say I look like Kevin Matthews.. It probably explains why I never get any attention from the opposite sex.. *sighs* That's ok, I live with my grandmother and I see her naked all the time.. So it all evens out *smiles real big*
TheJman: Interview is over you creepy sonbitch.. Im out of here.. *turns around and walks away* What the fuck did I just subject myself to?
T1CG: Well there we have it people, TheJman from JBW Warfare on Tuesday nights.. Now back to myself and the live audience at the studio..
T1CG: Well thank you That One Creepy Guy.. I must say that you were looking mighty dashing in that interview.. Everyone loves nude under a bath towel.. So coming up next we are going to have our music video moment and today's artist Dubble O Beez from Young Sau's group Monkey Beezness and his video about tattoos.. I have always wanted to tattoo a vagina somewhere on myself but then I would be scared about getting pregnant and all that jazz, so let's just get to the video..