J. MacManus: Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in introducing, your NEW Evolution Champion, Ryan "The Freak" Wellsssssssss!
*Ryan Wells' music hits and the area erupts, people standing and going crazy, Wells comes out running, belt around his waist, absorbing the cheers and explosion of support before running full force into the ring, sliding, grabbing a mic, and then putting belt on his shoulder and ready to talk*
Christopher Pentalion: And here is the man who FINALLY realized his dream of winning gold here in EWNCW!! Ryan wells is FINALLY a champion here in EWNCW!!
Bodom: Key word being 'finally'. Remind me again how long it took him to get to this point?
CP: Give the guy a break. You can't deny that he's worked hard and earned this. Let's see what he has to say.
Wells: Wow! I mean, holy freakin' shit! What is UP (insert city name pretty please)! There is no better place to appear for first time as champion then here, with all of you, I mean come on, this is frickin' (insert name again, thanks you lol)! And I'm the Evolution Champion!
*The crowd, loud the whole time, erupts again, chanting "Champ, Champ, Champ"*
Wells: You're damn right I am! It's been too hell of a long time for this! I came to EWNCW 10 months ago, and you guys, and you guys alone, have had my back throughout all of this, and I couldn't be more gracious to have the best fans in the world cheering for me and chanting my name, so thank you, really, from the bottom of my heart, soul, body, and mind, thank you.
*Wells puts title on other shoulder, not before raising high in the air, to show it off and the crowd ONCE AGAIN erupting and saying "Thank You Ryan" to him for his continued gratitude and perseverance and acknowledgement*
Wells: It's been 10 months, and the best ten months of my life, honestly, with all of you, every night and every time I come out here, to hear all of you, there is no better feeling, and nothing that sends a shiver down my spine more, then hearing all of you. People doubted me, thought I couldn't make it. From my unsuccessful tries at winning the Rage Ignition Title, to my bouts for the Evolution Championship. My best friend, Marcus Beerstein, will go down in history to be the first Evolution Champion ever. And while he has retired, I fought for him, and for all of you as well of course, but for Marcus too. To avenge his loss of the title and of his career.
And to do that, I had to beat the man who he lost his championship to, Ronaldo Rumulus.
*Crowd boos loudly at the sound of his name*
Wells: I've heard Ronaldo may have gotten some sense knocked into him by me. But, the way he treated all of you, and the Evolution Championship, was despicable. And I had to avenge and fight for Marcus, and all of you. He had won unfairly before against me, at the Cross Brand Battle Royal, in the Evolution Championship tournament, and in the 6 pack challenge for the Evolution Title.
But, when I got my shot, at Pain For Treasure, everyone thought I would choke, that I was some, "'roid raging lunatic who couldn't handle the pressure" but the fact of the matter is, that I am all pure, and all muscle. And I could handle the pressure, when I beat Ronaldo 1-on-1 fair and square, despite him trying to cheat in our match. I won, fair and square, and I stand before all of you today, Evolution Champion.
*Wells holds the title high, soaking in the eruption of the crowd once more before resting it on his shoulder again and ready to talk once more*
Wells: I promised you all, I would be the People's Champion, and that is what it's going to be. I will be your champion. This isn't some Rock copycat bullshit, I'm the real People's Champion, I have, and always will fight for all of you. But, I'm also going to be a fighting champion, ready to take on any challenge, at any time, and any place, and any stipulation. I'll fight every Rage and Inferno and Warzone and PPV, putting my title on the line, if that is what they want, I don't care. The result will be no different, it will be me walking in with the title, and walking out with it as well. I may not have been the first Evolution Champion, but I'll be the best goddamn one ever!
*Crowd explodes, not erupts this time, at eardrum-shattering noise levels*
Wells: So bring it on! Who is it gonna b----
CP: Well that’s Istvan Gretzky, and he’s making a bee line for the ring here!
Bod: Gretzky’s not one to beat around the bush, and he certainly won’t spare you any words when saying something!
*Gretzky instantly gets in the ring and grabs a mic*
Istvan Gretzky: Congratulations on win of title of Evolutions Ryans Well. ‘Red Hot’ Istvan Gretsky think s this greatest accomplishment in all of Ryan Wells tiny career.
Gretzky: Istvan Gretzky agree that long times coming this title win is for you, a persons who when he wins titles, is very surprised to win, unlike man who has many titles, like Istvan Gretzky.
Gretzky: But Istvan Gretzky thinks something else is long time coming for you Ryans Well
*Gretzky then drops the mic and goes to his Wells with
Before just standing over his body, picking up the Evolution title, and after staring at it for a while, lifting it high above his head shouting KURWA!!! Very loud.*
CP: DAMN!! Wells got hit and hit good with that Burnning Hamer real good!!
Bod: It’s a BurnSKI Hammer Pentalion, get it right!! And Gretzky’s right, Wells had that one coming!! The way he’s been parading around with that title since winning it is sickening. If all champions were to do that, imagine what a loathsome place this would be to work!! Imagine if I was to do that!! You’d be sick to death of me!!
CP: Well I think you’re already succeeding in that department, but I digress, ‘Red Hot’ Istvan Gretzky certainly sending a message here to Ryan Wells!!