*pyro goes off all over*
Pentalion: Welcome everyone to Monday night Rage, live from Salt Lake City, Utah! And boy do we have a show for you! We're just a week away from Threat of the Net! I'm Chris Pentalion alongside EWNCW legend Bodom!
Bodom: We have a stacked night as we look forward to the ppv, the fans are voting, and they're having their say! But tonight, we're already looking forward to a big time main event!
Pentalion: That's right, you and Jman taking on Ronaldo Romulus and Shaz! Tornado tag rules!
Bodom: We're gonna beat those assholes down real good, just wait.
Pentalion: I'm sure my friend! But right now, ready for some action by the tag team fellas, Bodom?
Bodom: Always, except when I have to deal the Shameful Awful Males.
Pentalion: Being the last Rage before Threat of the Net, you'll probably have to.
Bodom: Well, I expect Black Blooded to beat the shit out of them.
*A huge choir walks down the ramp in two single file lines before the last person stops at the end right before the ring. They all start are waiting and suddenly some music starts to play and they begin to sing.*
*Confetti is falling from the roof and the crowd is unsure of what is going on until Mixed Emotions appears at the top of the ramp holding their titles high in the air. The choir is unphased by the crowds disapproval and continues to sing until Mixed Emotions reach the ring and lower their hands to signal for silence. A stagehand brings Pride and Sorrow some mics and Pride adsorbs the heat of the crowd before speaking.*
Pride: What you just witnessed is our spectacular pre-celebratory party before our dramatic performance at Threat of the Net. The fantastic singing of Ode to Joy to get you all and us in a joyous mood before we triumph, the confetti and our titles polished up brighter than an Oscar to show you all how lucky your are to have such sophisticated and talented men as your tag champions of the world.
Sorrow: Now we hear you all such degrading terms like "I hope Black Blooded breaks you" or "We hope those Mexicans deport you back to Italy" but we are not offended as you might think. No, we are joyed because in theater, it's bad luck to wish someone good luck before a performance and we wouldn't want any misinformed patrons who have just been introduced to the arts to make that mistake would we?
*The crowd breaks out into a Yes! chant, but Mixed Emotions are still smiling and ignore them.*
Pride: Threat of the Net is almost upon us and the poll has been set as of last week and in one corner, you will have the Thespians of Italy, Mixed Emotions and who will be playing our villain will be up to you fans. Now these last few weeks, Black Blooded, the Mexican Nightmares and The Sexiest Alpha Males have all been fight to get on the poll thinking they could win our titles. You all be pinning your hopes on one of these teams to take us down but look at those names again and think, what do they have in common?
Sorrow: Before you think to hard, all of those teams have had the curtain closed on them by us. The Alpha Males and Black Blooded have lost their titles to us and the Mexican Nightmares haven't even been close to reaching our level. Now before you bring up last week, didn't you think it was suspicious for the Alpha Males to beat us by roll up?
Pride: I do brother in fact, that was our plan all along. Now we knew if the Alpha Males lost, some new team would get the third spot and we couldn't have that as an option. You may control who gets to face us, but you pick from the options we give you. So don't think your voice is going to matter, because in a few days, we will come, we will see and we will conquer whoever you pick to face us. We are going to take someone out to a Night at the Opera and whether its a pair of classless bikers, the flee bitten hounds or those womanizing leeches you call poets, they won't be coming back in one piece.
Sorrow: Now before we finish up, think hard boys, what have you all been fight for the last few weeks? The chance to become the World Tag team Champions or the chance to be the first to get taken out at the beginning of our glorious reign? We have been sitting back watching you all beat the crap out of each other and have been nice enough to let you do it on our stage, so don't get comfortable with your victories because they are only acts in an opera and everyone knows that the hero always wins in the final act.
Pentalion: There you have them.
Bodom: Way too early, Chris, way too early.
Pentalion: Knowing your hatred, it would have been way too early no matter when they came out.
Bodom: I give you that.
*Tenorio and Thunda explode up the ramp to a great reception from the ladies, and some decent cheers from the men. They are all smiles, high fiving the fans down the ramp and posing with the women, even flirting with a couple of them, with Tenorio saying â€œlater tonightâ€ to one of them as he gives the lady a charming smile. T-Thunda enters the ring and poses while Tenorio goes to the timekeeper area, where Jason McManus hands him two mics. Tenorio pats McManus in the back before entering the ring, and after handing a mic to his partner he begins to speak:*
Tenorio: My goodness!! Not only you are the most conceited tag team in the whole company, now you are also the most moronic in the business!!!
*Crowd cheer, much to the dismay of the champs.*
Tenorio: First you â€œdedicatedâ€ us a song that was worse than a duet oof Justin Bieber and a screeching rat, and today you say that *mocks Sorrow * the hero always wins in the final act. *Back to his voice * Newsflash, kids: you ain't the heroes of this play, listen to them!
*Tenorio points to the fans, who pop for him.*
Tenorio: You are the villains... *pauses for a second* No, scratch that. I was going to say you are the villains we love to hate, like Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs, because there's a certain love for the character and, honestly, we hate you with a passion. You don't fit the bill of the intellectual, well mannered murderer, you are more like the psychotic, narcissistic transexual that is Jame Gumb in both the same novel and film!
*Audience loves that*
Tenorio: You know who are the heroes? The good guys. The ones the audience love here. And those have a proper name. Let me see. I'm asking you *points to the fans* to let these Jimmys know who are the real heroes in the play. Are they Mixed Emotions?