EWNCW Rage 26/9/11
CP: My Name is Christopher Pentalion Welcome to Huston Texas for this episode of Monday Night Rage so much action going to go down alongside me Legendary EWNCW Star Bodom as always.
Bods: Great to be in Texas I have had some memorable moments and memorable women in this city
CP: Keep it Clean Bods
Bods: Pentalion if your not carefull I’ll make your mother one of my memorable Women
CP: The Albino Rhino Solla is in the House we saw last week on Rage Captian Howdy and The Surgeon General be eliminated from the KOTC Tourney and The Physco Circus also Elimanated looks like Solla is going to have to do it on his own
Bods: Solla is sick enough to win it on his own in the last few months look at the Roll he has been on picking up a victory of SilverCena at Day of Reckoning!
Solla: I am your Shepard of SICKNESS the Albino Rhino Solla and I am going to win the king of the cage tournament and I will do it by braking more bones and snapping more knecks than I ever have before. If you want to step up and get in my way I will take the blood from your forehead and paste across this ring because I am the greatest wrestler ever and you’d better be down with the sickness because weather you pathetic idiots like it or not I will be the next EWNCW World Champi…
CP: Mark Dimensions what the Hell does he want?!?!?!
Bods: Two of EWNCW’s biggest beasts in the ring right now Chris
(Rushes to the Ring)
(The Arena iis Rumbling
Solla Solla Solla!!!
Mistakes are Made Really Easy by So many like you
Like you and Are you
I Am What you Brag every word in the meaning I Win,
And Against Captain Howdy I Damn Welll WON!
(Gets into Solla FACE)
not only listenn, But WaTCH !
The ONLY at Work as I CaN DeFeat YOU and Win The Tourney That will Get Me The
And Respect That FoLLows Worship
Open Your Eyes Your Doing My Work
at Best Evil in the Flesh
I Am The TOP EWNCW BEEEAST!!!
(Bumps his chest against Solla)
I Will Win King Of The CaGe
(Throws Mic as Far as Possible into the Crowd)
(Massiive Loud Pop)
(Mark Dimension is Signaling to the crowd Louder)
Mark Di-men-sion clap clap clap clap clap
(Off camera talks to crowd I Fight But I Win They Fight and it Doesn't matter I Am ....I Am...
*Massive heat for Farrell*
CP: it doesn’t sound like the good folks in Texas wanted to see Seth Farrell
Bods: I doubt he gives a shit!
SF: Well would you look at that? Two of the biggest brutes clogging up EWNCW somehow managing to share a ring together! God what an eyesore. On one hand we have the neon dreadlocked Mark Dimension, looks like Bob Marley joined the blue man group. And on the other, the Albino Rhino, Solla. Make your own joke about full fat mayonaise. Mark Dimension, it's you who should just watch, from the back when I win the KOTC tournament. And Solla, by the time King of the Cage is over, your pride is the only thing that will be coming down with anything. A bad case of the blues. But then, I guess you already have that with MD standing right there! True class and skill will win this tournament. I will win this tournament!
CP: The Champ is in the Building, Billy McCoy and the fans are electric
BM (Motions to Seth, Solla & MD)
I’ll be with you in one second. (Turns to crowed)
Housten Texas WE ARE LIVE ALL AROUND THE WORLD. (Huge pop as many fans shout along with McCoy)
well seth to be quite honest I have never been so glad to see your jumped up little ass because People at home where losing the will to live. One on hand you got the Avatar Rip off, The Captian Howdy rip off & The Billy McCoy rip off that is Mark Dimensions oh did I forget Bill Goldberg. point is jackass you’re a nobody in this world and hate to break it to you but you never will be
And Solla I have been telling you since I got here that you need to start living in the real world and relise that the only time your hot shit is when you’ve eaten a dodgy Curry. And your only sick when you have the Sniffles and to be honest your just not as good as Billy McCoy gotta get over it dude
*McCoy turns to Farrell*
Seth Farrell *Sarcastic Smile* I hate you so much you’re a stuck up pompus Royal Bitch! And some point down the line I am sure I’ll kick your ass but its not gonna be at Destiny’s calling because on that night I will be facing Gillz and taking his world Title and then everybody will know that Better is Bigger
*All Four men start to squabble and talk trash*
*Cleverly comes onto the stage with a Kids version of The EWNCW Championship with the GM Spray Painted on it*
JC: Ladies and Gentleman I am not only the GM of Rage I am also the EWNCW GM Champion!!
but down to business all four of you are yet booked in a King of the Cage Tournament match here tonight so I have just had a Crazy thought Tonight its going to be Mark Dimensions and Solla vs Seth Farrell and The International Champion Billy McCoy
CP: What the hell, What a Main Event The Undefeated Mark Dimensions teaming with The Albino Rhino the Shepherd of Sickness Solla vs The outspoken Seth The Pharaoh Farrell and the Technically gifted International Champion Billy McCoy
Bods: Damn Cleverly why lumber my fave Seth Farrell with that idiot Billy McCoy