We cut to the car park where a three Harley Davisons pull up. The three bikers dismount their bikes and take off their helmets. Its V3! A White van pulls up along side their rides, Dave gets out and opens the doors to the rear of the van.
Melissa Mendez is standing by to interview them. Melissa walks over holing a mic ready to question them, but they totally ignore her and go straight to the rear of the van. Man these guys looked pissed. Enraged in fact.
MM: Well, we’re here live in the car park with V3 and I’m struggling to get their attention let alone a few words. I will say though, that the trio look very angry and not their usual selves.
Mass walks off camera and returns in an arena maintenance kart. He pulls up next to the White van and V3 start filling the kart with baseball bats, chains, brass knuckles, pool cues, trash cans, and other dangerous deadly objects. They’re just about to get in the kart when St George stops.
SG: Chinas, chinas… wait (lights a melvin bragg)
St George frantically starts throwing all of the objects out of the kart. He’s starting to lose it big time. Bins are thrown at nearby parked cars, baseball bats hurled at backstage equipment, when he suddenly stops. He’s staring right over at Melissa Mendez with a crazed look on his face. He picks up a baseball bat and starts to aggressively pace over to her, whilst crunching his knuckles.
MM: Erm… George… how are…
St George brushes straight past Melissa Mendez and her camera crew and over to the other side of the car park where a medic crew have parked up. George tries to open the back of the medic van, but the doors are locked. He starts battering the door handle with the baseball bat, until finally the handle flies off! A medic rushes to the back of the van and confronts George.
Medic: What the hell do you think you’re doing Mr?
SG: Walkaway china, walkaway
Medic: You’re not in the ring now. You cant boss me aro…
George grabs the medic by the throat
SG: You zsa zsa china?
George, still choking the medic, lifts him high in the air and choke slams him on the concrete, where he is out cold.
SG: Pardon? Thought not…
George then jumps into the back of the medic van and comes back out with a stretcher. What is he doing? He shouts over to Siaki & Mass
SG: I need something to write with!
George carries the stretcher over to Siaki & Mass. Mass walks to the trunk of the van and pulls out some spray paint. He throws it to Siaki who catches it one handed, and passes it to George. The troublesome trio stand over the stretcher whilst George starts scribing. The camera zooms in on the graffitied stretcher. The graffiti reads… CHAINSAW! Mass & Siaki spit on the stretcher, whilst George stubbs is Melvin out on it. They all look at each other and nod. The three walk straight past Melissa and her camera crew. With angry but determined looks on their faces they head to the arena.
MM: Oh… My… God… This is incredible tv. This is one of the JBW’s moments of the year! Well, it looks like Chainsaw has got something coming to him tonight, and well, I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes! Back to ringside in a moment, but first…
It’s time for the first ever edition of
Mayhem’s Move of the Week
Presented by Snickers who would like to remind you that Snickers satisfies.
This unbelievable move by Brandon Smithson last week in the MOTY candidate match vs. Psycho Siaki was just that: unbelievable. What is even more unbelievable is that Siaki somehow managed to kick out of it and win the match anyway. In any case congratulations go out to Brandon Smithson, who lit up the arena last week with his superb efforts. Brandon Smithson last week truly did live up to his moniker: Mr. Amazing.
Oh and here is Brandon Smithson now as we cut backstage. The crowd pops for Smithson as Chris Parker walks up to Mr. Amazing. The crowd pops for Parker too as Parker speaks
Chris Parker: How are you doing Brandon? Listen, I was wondering if you could help me out with something regarding my match tonight. You know, some advice from partner to partner.
Brandon Smithson: Well, okay Chris, I’ll hear you out sure, but I just want to reiterate the point that this thing between you and me isn’t gonna be a new tag team or anything. I know that after our match with The Apostles at Monarchy of Aggression, we both want us a piece of Chainsaw, just like the rest of the JBW lockerroom. We all have our reasons for wanting Chainsaw in that ring, but I just want you to know that I’m not gonna let anyone get in my way of spreading my message of peace in this company, even you. With that being said though, what do you need friend?
Parker: *chuckles* I knew there was a reason why I liked having you as my partner. I dig your style Smithson, and I want you to know that I feel the exact same way that you feel, there is nothing and nobody who I’m gonna let get in the way of the top dog in this promotion. Now with
that being said, I have a match up next against K-Jammin, and I know you’ve had a couple of matches with him that you should have won, so I was wondering if you could give me any pointers against him.
Smithson: Sure. The man is a menace. He will stop at absolutely nothing to win a match. He’s willing to stoup to new lows in order to get whatever he wants, so watch out for any foreign objects or low blows, especially if the ref takes a bump. He’s just a big bully though, and like all bullies, if you stand up to him he shrinks. I know you aren’t gonna do this, but don’t be afraid of him when he gets on the mic, he just talks a big game about himself. He can back it all up too though, so don’t underestimate him by any means. Oh and one more thing, and this is important, don’t let Katie get involved in the match. She may look innocent on the outside, but she cost me the first match against KJ at the PPV. Don’t let her distract you or the ref, because you know K-jammin will take advantage if she does. I hope that all helps.
Parker: Thanks partner. I’m off. Oh wait, one more thing. Can I rely on you to have my back out there if The Apostles try something fishy? I can just sense that they have something planned, they usually do.
Smithson: Oh yeah, I’ll have your back out there Chris. I’ll keep an eye out for The Apostles tonight. Honestly, I was gonna do that anyway. Good luck.
Parker: Thanks. *nods his head at Smithson and walks away*
A few seconds pass and the camera is still on Brandon Smithson. Wait a minute, uh-oh, here come The Apostles who walk right up to Smithson. Here is what went down next:
Wow there are more Apostles there than I realized lol
Smithson just got beat down, and I guess Parker heard this was happening because we can see him running back there, but he got to Brandon too late, and now The Apostles are focusing on him. More specifically, their focusing on taking down the big man’s leg, as they’re slamming his knee down on the hard concrete repeatedly. I don’t know if Parker is gonna be able to compete tonight in his match vs. K-Jammin.
K-Jammin vs. Chris Parker
Wait a minute, who is that?
Oh okay, it’s K-Jammin debuting some brand new music. He comes out and is all business like today, as he’s not even addressing the booing fans as he normally does. Him and Katie walk down the ramp hand in hand, and K-Jammin makes his way to the ring with a mic in his hands. K-Jammin speaks.
Chris Parker, I’m in absolutely no mood for this, so if you don’t wanna end up like AngrySamoan then I suggest this match be canceled so I can-
Well, here comes Parker
Chris Parker comes out in a serious limp, and he’s being followed by our medical team who look to be trying to talk Parker out of competing. Parker will have none of it though, as he makes his way to the ring and this one is under way.
Parker is standing on the apron now and KJ walks up to him looking to take advantage when he catches a shoulder in the gut. Parker then tries for a springboard but slips a bit due to the injured knee. He goes for it again, but this time KJ hits the HeadJam
. This one is academic folks! 1,2,3.
K-Jammin wins the match with a beautiful move, but Parker was more than game for this match.
We have to head to commercial now, but we’ll be back with more action soon!