Gillz blindsides Shaz with dropkick to the back of the skull.
As Shaz is laid out face first on the mat, Jason Alexander nails him with a standing moonsault into a double stomp.
Lenny Ray adds further punishment to Shaz by dropping a massive elbow drop onto the back of his head.
WARFare World TV Champion, Malcolm Cage, stands over the fallen Loki, who is trying to get to his feet. Loki begins to pull himself using Malcolm's left knee pad. Once he is on all fours, Malcolm savagely drives his right knee into the face of the former Apostle.
Spencer Churchill pulls himself into the ring and a little shakily, he gets to his feet. He looks for Istvan. He sees him being stomped on by Rob Rage and Connor Chaos, who's attention he catches, and asks them to lift the vastly muscular Pole to his feet. Once they have him up, Spencer runs and lays Istvan out with a brutal looking boot to the face.
As soon as Istvan hits the mat, Snair begins to put the boots in. Spencer, Connor, and Rob join him.
Sly: Look at these guys! What a bunch of out and out assholes! I know this is a retaliation, but they're taking it too far! This is getting stupi- wait a minute! Is that the bossman?!
Ka$hdinero strolls through the curtain, and casually makes his way down the ramp towards the ring to a wild pop from the already overexcited fans in attendance.
Sly: Wow, this is got to be the first time the Chairman has been on SHOWDOWN!.. No way he can approve of this madness!!
Ka$h enters the ring as the WARFare invaders continue to put the boots to Istvan, Shaz, Larry, Loki, and Ariel. He walks over to where Istvan is getting the tar kicked out of him and laughs at him. Already in possession of a mic, Ka$hdinero speaks.
Ka$h: Well, look at what has happened here. A good ol' fashion rebuttal, WARFare style!
Now, I have to get something out of the way before we continue. I am NOT here representing WARFare, as -as most of you know- I'm kinda in charge of all of JBW, not just the premier brand. Why do you think the rest of the SHOWDOWN! roster ain't out here? 'Cause i was back there telling them to stay put. Much to that paranoid GM around here's chagrin, of course, but when the fuck have I ever listened to anyone else in creative? I'm not about to fucking start now. Trust me..The thing is, though, on the last episode, I kinda fired the GM of WARFare, Zap Alderman, so, well, that kinda leaves this bunch of hooligans without a representative. So, I kinda orchestrated this little revenge beat down as, let's face it, left alone, these guys couldn't get along long enough to organize a piss up in a brewery.
The WARFare invaders stop their beat down for a second to give Ka$h a look that says he's crossing dangerous territory.
Easy, fella's I'm just messing with ya'.. Kinda. Heh.
Regardless of who's representing who, I just wanted to come here to put the developmental brand back in its pla-
Ka$hdinero stops his sentence short at the sight of the SHOWDOWN! roster running down the ramp being led by Poot Hair. The look on Poots face tells the story of a man who can't take anymore of Ka$hdinero's putdowns of his beloved SHOWDOWN!.
Ka$h makes his way through the WARFare roster and exits the ring. Just as the SHOWDOWN! roster hit the ring, Ka$h takes his place at the announce booth.
Ka$h: HolyJose'sSkidmarkedSpeedos, that was a close call, eh, Sly? Just look at them animals in that ring tearing each other apart!
The SHOWDOWN! and WARFare rosters clash in the SHOWDOWN! ring to the sounds of delight from the fans.
The six foot ten TDA throws forearms to the jaw of the equally massive Extraterrestrial, as Shuriken Blade unleashes lightning fast kicks to the chest and head of Dingo Mac.
Ka$h: Go get 'em, ya' crazy ninja! Sly. Is Shuriken Blade is the best wrestler in the world?
Sly: He's gotta be top three for sure, boss, but I don't think now is the time to discuss that. These guys are killing each other!
Spencer Churchill clotheslines the devil Bahamut over the top rope, and follows him outside. Bahamut is swift to his feet, and the two continue brawling up the ramp.
Daniel May and Lenny Ray trade blows with each other. Lenny begins to get the upper hand when Flameheart joins his fellow member of the SHOWDOWN! roster, and Lenny is overcome in a flurry of punches from the two men.
TDA let's out a roar and powers Extraterrestrial over the top rope and onto the floor.
As Extraterrestrial slowly gets to his feet, Jason Alexander jumps up onto the top rope and hits him with a twisting shooting star press, knocking the huge man back to the ringside mat.
Before Jason can get to his feet, Morrison Martel attacks The Puerto Rican Nightmare.
Gillz rushes to his comrades aid and begins brawling with the camp crusader, knocking out Martels two front teeth with a vicious looking elbow in a spray of blood.
SHOWDOWN! GM, Poot-Hair, begins wailing on GodOfWar with rights and lefts. Taking advantage of his weakened state, he grabs him by the waist and lifts him high as he can before slamming him down to the mat with a high angle slam. He then mounts him and punches him a few more times. Once he is satisfied that GodOfWar is unconscious, he reaches around to the back of his belt and pulls out a machete. Bringing the extremely sharp looking weapon towards the WARFare tag team specialists forehead, Poot is about to scalp him, but a last minute intervention from GodOfWars tag team partner, PrimusSucks, causes Poot to drop the blade. Primus knocks Poot to the floor and begins stomping him. After about five heavy looking stomps, Poot manages to grab Primus' right foot and sweep his left leg out from beneath him. Once downed, Poot gets to his feet, crouches down, and begins punching Primus in the temple with some vicious looking rights.
Johnny Phantom and Cap'n Edu are going at it in a wild and surprising display of violence. Most of the damage being done by the taller and stronger Phantom. Phantom nails Edu with a knee to the stomach, and follows up with a snapping DDT. As he rises however, Shuriken delivers a lightning fast buzzsaw kick that almost takes Phantoms head clean off.
Ka$h: See, I told ya'! Shuriken IS THE FUCKING MAN!! Boom.. I tell ya', Ssssly, that Johnny Phantom kid could have been something special here in Jabe--what a waste of space he turned out to be, eh?
Sly: Yeah, he's had a few good matches here on SHOWDOWN!, but his career really should have turned out better than it did.
Ka$h: Yeah, I haven't watched SHOWDOWN! since Sau left. Hold up a minute, what's Spencer doing? Man, I think we're gonna see a...
Spencer hoists the gargantuan Bahamut onto his right shoulder and proceeds to smash him into the entrance ramp with a spine crushing running powerslam. As soon as he gets to his feet, though, he is met with a running punt to the face by...
Ka$h: HolyJose?!?! What's he doing here?!?! Wait, look, Sly, its The Prophecy, Zeus Apollo, The Alpha Dog, The Nasty Crew, and NVON! What's the Mayhem crew doing here?! Who even knew they were in the building?!
Sly: Um.. You?
Ka$h: Kayfabe, Sly, kayfabe.
SHOWDOWN!'s Kayden James collides with one third of the main event at Kingdom Come, The Prophecy, and the two show the world the intensity that will be on display the next time JBW graces PPV. Shining Light joins the pair and takes up the side of his often time foe, Kayden James, and The Prophecy is overcome by the two religious zealots. Fortunately, for The Prophecy, his long time nemisis, Zeus Apollo, puts aside any hostilities he may be harbouring long enough to even the sides.
Zeus lifts Shining Light high over his head and hurls him into Kayden and the two SHOWDOWN! superstars hit the ramp hard.
Sly: Ka$h, can't you do something?!
Ka$h: Well, I must say that this is actually getting a little out of hand. Perhaps its time to get a little security out here.
Sly: You think?!
Ka$h: Wait, I've just been told that security have actually decided to leave the venue and basically there is no one left to stop this. Oh. Dear. Guess we'll just have to see how things pan out innit?