Mayhem ep 17 6-27-11
Welcome everyone to the one night only edition of Monday Night Mayhem! Weâ€™re live from beautiful San Diego California at the Valley View Casino Center where these 18,000 plus fans are ready for another great show here tonight. Weâ€™re proving right now that unlike a certain Orlando based company, JBW is not afraid of Monday Night competition. We have a great show planned for everyone tonight as MassDinero and St. George team up to face The Silver Bros in our main eve-
Speak of the devils, here come the Mayhem tag-team champions now! Their sporting their signature T-shirts that say â€œWeâ€™re here, Weâ€™re Silver, get used to itâ€ on them (available at JBWshop.com) and their getting heavy heat from this crowd here tonight. *Silverdust grabs a mic and speaks*
SD: Is that any way to greet your main eventers here tonight people? *crowd boos* Honestly, you paid money to come and see us perform, so how about a little more common courtesy than that?
SL: Yeah, you guys are obviously just jealous because your gloots arenâ€™t as firm and succulent as mine.
SD: Rightâ€¦well, anyway weâ€™re competing in the main event tonight so you better get used to it. When our boss came to us last week and offered us the opportunity to main event a show against Mass and George, we had no option but to take it. Weâ€™re out to prove weâ€™re more than just Apeâ€™s lackeys, isnâ€™t that right Lace?
SL: Yeah, weâ€™re way more than just eye candy for the boys in the back, weâ€™re the best tag-team in the world, and even if there was competition from the other Mayhem tag-teams, weâ€™d still be the tag-team champions.
SD: There is no doubt that thatâ€™s the truth Lace, but still, weâ€™ve been getting emails and tweets all week long about how big of underdogs weâ€™re supposed to be for tonight. Can you believe that? WE, the Mayhem tag-team champions are the â€œunderdogsâ€ vs. Mass and George. Just like at the PPV when we pulled off â€œan upsetâ€ over The Sleeper and Helmsley, right? Me and this goofy sonofabitch may talk different, dress different, and act different, but when it comes to chemistry in the ring, there is no match. How long have these punks been together anyway? Two months? Weâ€™ve been together our whole lives. I know every move heâ€™s gonna make before he makes it, and vice versa for him. Hell, weâ€™d even put our tag-team gold on the line here tonight, but frankly, you two donâ€™t deserve it! Weâ€™re the very best tag-team in the world, and weâ€™re gonna prove it here tonight. *Silverdust drops the mic and starts to head to the back, but SilverLace picks the mic back up and speaks*
SL: Oh and one more thing: *looks around* TheDag, I know youâ€™ve gone through your revelation and everything, but *sniff sniff* your still my boy toy, soâ€¦ call me when you get the chance.
*The Silver Bros walk away and we hear both of them bickering with one another*
SD: After I just said we know every move each other is gonna make, you do something like that?
SL: Sorry I had to.
SD: We agreed I was gonna get the last word.
SL: I said I was sorry.
: Brandon Smithson vs. Scottland
Scottland makes his way to the ring and he looks to pick up a big win here tonight to possibly crack the top ten in next monthâ€™s rankings.
Brandon Smithson makes his way to the ring and he gets a big pop from the crowd here tonight as he gives high fives to everyone in the front row.
Brandon Smithson wins the match! Great showing by Smithson here as the crowd applauds his efforts. We see in the back that Chris Parker is looking on from the monitor in the back and he looks impressed at what he had just seen.
We pan outside, where a helicopter is lowering itself down and then dropping a ladder.. Mass, St George, and Siaki all slide down the ladder with ease.. V3 is in the building everyone! *crowd goes wild*.. All three members split up and go different ways, who are we going to follow?? Looks like Siaki is the nearest one.. He heads into the stadium where Melissa Mendez is waiting by the door to question Siaki..
Melissa: Melissa Mendez here with JBW Backstage Access, we have Psycho Siaki walking through the door and the question we want to know is what's going on with V3.. We got helicopter entrances, the boys all took their own paths, is this one of the secret strategies you guys are known for??
Siaki: Melissa, lemme just say this like every week, V3 business is for V3 ears only.. What I can do for this quick interview is address Chainsaw.. Chainsaw I hear you threaten our loved ones.. If you lay a finger on anyone that is a part of us, I will make sure I will break every bone in your body.. I will take that Mayhem Championship from you, lay it across your face and then stomp the gold into your face.. You touch anybody, I mean ANYBODY, we will take the same means amongst your ranks.. This I guarantee..
We see Brandon Smithson walk up to Siaki, still beaming from his recent win when Siaki attacks Smithson with a roundhouse kick to the face.. Picks up Brandon and piledrives him onto the concrete.. He then grabs a nearby box of ring equipment, sets it near Smithson's head and baseball slides into it creating a big impact between the head and the box of heavy equipment.. Siaki gets up then walks back to Melissa..
Siaki: This is only a fraction of whatâ€™s gonna happen to the Eye, and everyone else that wont fight this war alongside us will have to feel the wrath of V3.. You see, this was nothing personal against Brandon here, I even think heâ€™s a good kid, but had to be an example. There is no time for peace and love here on Mayhem, and besides, if you're not with us, you're against us.. This is not a fun time collaboration, this is a war we are fighting to return the JBW to its former glory.. Melissa, watch yourself, be aware, I have to go handle some unfinished business.. Iâ€™ll see you soon..
We cut to commercial break now and wow, I wouldnâ€™t want to get in Siakiâ€™s way tonight. He looks to be in one of his moods. Weâ€™ll be right back!
Weâ€™re back now and we see that Dave has an interview set up.
Dave: I'm joined here with the Mayhem T.V. Title Champion The Sleeper and his tag team partner Helmsley. Sleeper up next there is a #1 contenders match for your T.V. Title between AngrySamoan and Wes Goldman. Which one of these two would you rather be facing at Monarchy of Aggression?
Sleep: First thing thing Dan, Helmsley and I are now to be referred to as "Dos Vatos"....
Dave: Uh....well....my name is.....
Sleep: Second, I know there is a match to decide the #1 contender to face me at Monarchy of Agression, I set the damn match up myself. Plus I don't give a fuck who I'm facing at the next ppv, I could kick both of their asses with one arm tied behind my back. But if I had to decide who to fight I would choose Wes Goldman, just because he is affiliated with The Eye.
Dave: Why did you and Helmsley attack them last week in the lockerroom?
Sleep: See Dan it's like this, where I'm from it isn't about the talking it's about the proving. I couldn't just tell them that I'm a bad mutha fucka, I had to prove it to them. So they could get it engraved in their minds that if they want to have any chance at even competing with me in the squared circle, they are going to have to throw everything they have at me. Because I will be throwing everything I have at whichever one of them I get in order to keep this gold around my waist.
Dave: How long do you think you can keep your winning streak going?
***Before The Sleeper has a chance to answer he and Helmsley are attacked by Chainsaw and his minions with steel pipe***
Chainsaw: â€œMayhemâ€¦consider *points at a downed Sleeper* this a warning. I told you all last week that no one in The Eye was to be molested. Well, these two decided they wanted to be heroâ€™s last week, and for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Opposite is the key word here ladies and gentleman. You see, me and my Apostles are anything but heroâ€™s. We are the Devilâ€™s children, we are hellbound souls yearning only for destruction and chaos. And unlike someone else from another show that claims heâ€™s here to cleanse the company of all of its diseases, we are not afraid to admit that weâ€™re the embodiment of evil in this company. *turns to Anomander Rake* Do it Anomander.â€
*AR begins to pour gasoline around the outline of a still unconscious Sleeper and Helmsley, and Loki then sets the outline ablaze*
Chainsaw: *kneels down to The Sleeper* â€œNext time, it wonâ€™t be your outlines.â€