Basically, I felt like doing my own fantasy WWE. I won't do NXT, or Superstars for that matter. But this is my WWE. I'm going to start from Over The Limit, because that was ridiculous, and poorly booked. Also, some storylines will be simply forgotten as I take this into my own hands.
Over The Limit
Fireworks kick us off, and Josh Matthews, Jerry Lawler & Booker T welcome us to the show from the Announce Table. Michael Cole is shown in the Colemine, and he says that tonight, he will beat Jerry Lawler and make him kiss his foot. The announcers quickly run down the card. The New Nexus' music hit and all four walk out to the ring for the opening match.
Match 1: Big Show & Kane def. CM Punk & Mason Ryan to retain the Tag Championships.
Finish: Kane & CM Punk are the legal men, Punk gets Kane up for the GTS but he struggles with the weight, stumbling backwards, Big Show gets the tag, and Punk hits Kane with the GTS, going for the pin straight after. The ref says no, and Punk turns into the KO Punch. Show covers and retains.
After the match, Kane & Big Show leave, leaving The New Nexus in the ring. Punk shouts at his Nexus cohorts, but Mason Ryan starts to get angry and gets in Punk's face. Punk tells Ryan to calm down, but Ryan pushes Punk away and walks out of the ring, leaving Punk, Otunga & McGillicutty to watch as he goes backstage.
Booker T, Josh Matthews & Michael Cole quickly give a rundown of what is going on with Sin Cara & Chavo Guerrero ahead of the next match.
Match 2: Sin Cara def. Chavo Guerrero.
Finish: Cara is on the floor, and Chavo goes for the Frog Splash, but before he can jump, Cara rushes up and hits the C4 2000 for the pin.
Michael Cole leaves to go and get ready for his match later on tonight. Jerry Lawler says that he doesn't want to miss the next match and will get ready afterwards. A video is played showing R-Truth's fall from fan favourite to be hated.
Match 3: R-Truth def. Rey Mysterio.
Finish: Rey Mysterio hits the 619, and as R-Truth stumbles back, Rey tries to hit a splash but Truth hits the Whats Up to gain the pinfall.
After the match, Truth heads backstage talking to himself as Rey gets back to his feet and watches Truth go backstage. Jerry Lawler leaves to go get ready as Booker & Josh talk about the possible presence of Kharma heading into the next match.
Before the match, with Brie Bella & Kelly Kelly in the ring, the rest of the diva's locker room empties out to make this match a Lumberjill match.
Match 4: Kelly Kelly def. Brie Bella to win the Divas Championship after the Lumberjills stop Twin Magic from happening and Kelly gets a roll-up.
After the match, all the Lumberjills get involved in a brawl but the maniacal laughter begins as Kharma comes out. She stares at the ring and just calmly walks down. All the divas are waiting for a fight but Kharma stops just short of the ring, she stares straight at Kelly Kelly, laughs and leaves again.
A video is shown highlighting the Michael Cole vs. Jerry Lawler rivalry.
Match 5: Jerry Lawler def. Michael Cole.
Finish: Lawler beats on Cole for the whole match and hits two of his right hand second rope drops for the win.
After the match, Lawler sticks his foot in Cole's mouth and gets it over with. He rejoins commentary as Cole runs to the backstage. Booker T & Josh Matthews talk about Ezekiel Jackson leaving The Corre and show video footage of The Corre beating on him, and him beating on The Corre.
Match 6: Ezekiel Jackson def. Wade Barrett to win the ICT Championship.
Finish: Wade goes for the Wasteland but Zeke fights out and locks in the Torture Rack, to which Wade taps out.
After the match, Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater try to attack Zeke but Zeke fights back and clears the ring.
A video is shown about the Randy Orton-Christian feud so far.
Match 7: Randy Orton def. Christian to retain the World Heavyweight Championship.
Finish: Christian kicks out of the RKO, and Orton kicks out of the Spear during the match. Christian goes for a Killswitch but Orton reverses into another RKO for the pin.
After the match, Orton leaves Christian to take in what just happened in the ring.
A video is shown to promote Capitol Punishment before the commentators speak about how much they're looking forward to the main event, and show a promo about John Cena & The Miz.
Match 8: John Cena def. The Miz to retain the WWE Championship in an I Quit match.
Finish: Miz doesn't fight with Riley, taking on Cena alone, but after a while, Riley attempts a run-in. He gets an Attitude Adjustment on the ramp, and Miz trys to run away. Cena locks in the STF in the backstage area with a chain for extra leverage. After about a minute of screaming, Miz quits.
After the match, Cena comes back to the ring and celebrates as Over The Limit goes off the air.
Okay, not much has changed, but I have ideas for new storylines, and should have the next Raw & Smackdown up soon. Feedback is always welcome.