Kingmaker: All Hail the King! No need to explain that I want him to retain his championship.
Daniels: Like we didn't know that, Captain Obvious.
*King heads out to stage, the music fades as he walks*
King: First and foremost you ungrateful sack of shit krysys, their is only one king here, so take zero and get out of here. Last week did not end like the king wanted it too. I had Tommy, your hero, your EWNCW champion, down and beaten. I had him right where I wanted him and then you two decide to pitch in on your own efforts. Like me emphasize for about the third or fourth week in a row.
*King begins to walk to the ring*
King: I am better than the Illiterate Pollock loser Istvan Getzsky. I am better than the wanna be king Krystian Krysys. I am wayyyyy better than your hero Tommy, hell I am better than all three of you at once.
*King enters the ring, face to face with Getzsky and Krysys*
King: And if the fact is that I must mutilate all three of you at once for people to finally realize when I say I am the best in the company, hell best in the world of this sport, it is not some stupid little catchphrase or saying to get everyone hyped up only to keep them hanging in suspense until my downfall, no, it is the fucking truth. So, gentlemen and village idiot, Cough Cough Istvan, I am right here. I am looking for a fight. I came to wrestle and prove that I am the best you three will ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAI-
Daniels: Tommy Thunder is giving us an excellent run as EWNCW champion, and I hope he keeps the belt
Kingmaker: Like we didn't know that, Captain Obvious.
Daniels: So now you're a line-stealer?
Kingmaker: Only to piss you off, Bob.
*King Looks on in anger for being interrupted. Thunder comes out, EWNCW Championship around his waist, mic in hand. He holds the mic up high as the crowd cheer, and he then brings it down to begin speaking as he's walking down to the ring.*
Thunder: WE're not going to hail a damn thing Kingy. Not you, and certainly not Krysys. But we are going to hail Istvan Gretzky there, because come the end of Bred for Combat, he's going to be the new International Champion, and you're going to be a worthless piece of crap at the end of his boot.
Thunder: You think because you're the International Champion, the longest reigning International Champion, that you're really something. You think you're the best, you think you're some sort of actual king here don't you. Well please allow me to verbally slap you in the face with a hard slab of truth. You're NOTHING. You're not a king of anyone or anything, and the only thing you're better at than anyone else here is talking out of your ass.
*crowd cheer as King looks furious, he's about to speak, but Thunder cits him off as he steps through the ropes*
Thunder: No no!!! Please, no more talking from you!! You've already said more than enough bullshit to last a good few weeks!!
*the crowd laugh*
Thunder: And besides, I'm not done yet! You also seem to think that you're the best wrestler in this ring right now, but the fact of the matter is, you're not. And the reason for that is, because you're not the bearer of this:
*Thunder unclips and holds aloft the EWNCW Championship as the crowd cheer*
Thunder: Now I'm going to give you a lesson here, so you best pay attention and prep that brain of yours to absorb what I'm going to tell you so that I don't have to repeat myself again. You see, this here is the EWNCW Championship. And this is the pinnacle for anyone here on Inferno. If you are the holder of this Championship, then it denotes that you are the best wrestler on this brand, and indeed the best wrestler in the world.
Now I'm pretty sure that there's a name plate on this title... oh yeah, there it is!! And last time I checked, my vision was 20/20, and I'm pretty sure that I don't read the name King Strem on this title here. No, I read the name Tommy Thunder on it!!
*the crowd cheer*
Thunder: So until that name plate says your name on it, Kingy, then you can shut your damn mouth about calling yourself the best in this company, and the best in the world.
Thunder: And you Krysys, you're not getting off the hook either! At Bred for Combat, you're not walking away with this EWNCW Championship. You're walking away FROM this EWNCW Championship! Because after I beat you, that's going to be the last time you get to challenge me for a long time!
Thunder: You proved the other week that the only way you can beat me is through cheating, and you proved last week that the only way you can win ful stop these days is by cheating, so you haven't exactly got much going for you right now have you?
Now I'm not going to let you win this championship and make it the borefest you once did. I'm going to beat you so bad, you'll be begging for me to end it. And once I knock you out cold with the shining wizard and then make you tap out to the anaconda vice, you'll be a broken man who will never want to face me in this ring again in fear of getting humiliated again!
Kingmaker: You can't stop THE BAWS!!
*Pop for the GM.*
Nathan Staples: And as always, we have some good stuff going on here, so it is my job to capitalize. Gentlemen, get ready for a tag team match, king and Krysys vs Thunder and Gretzky. Good one, huh?
*Fans love it.*
Staples: Then, it is set. Gentlemen, clear the ring, because the show must go on!
Daniels: If you want the best, Staples gives you the best! Great main event set for tonight, but now we need to have a small break.