Daniels: And here comes RED HOT Istvan Getzsky.
Kingmaker: He may go as Red Hot, but he is ice cold coming off of No Guts No Glory.
Daniels: This is true, after winning war games, he was unable to capture the International title from King Strem. And Getsky has a microphone in his hand, lets listen in...
"Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky: Czecz Czecz, people of ECWN, it is I, great and noble Polish hero, and all around ideal candidate for ECWN International Champions--Istvan Gretzky. Yes, Istvan is knowing that Istvan once again entered a pay-for-the-viewing catch-as-catch-can-grapples-champions-match, and came out here on next show without big shiny gold belt around vascular waist, but once again, Istvan was victimized by the circumstances. Again, Istvan has perfectly great reason as to why Istvan came up short against man who lacks not only the class and charisma of Isty Baby, but also the strength and catch-as-catch-can-grapples talents that mighty Istvan is possessing.
You see, kurwa, Istvan did in fact spend two days prior to match in hospitals with a record breaking fever of one hundred and seventeen and a half, kurwa!! But, as Istvan and all of Istvan's Istymaniacs know, any excuse is poor excuse, and to be quite frank, Istvan is tired of excuse, kurwa!!!
**Istvan flexes his biceps**
Istvan will say this...
GIVE ISTVAN ONE MORE MATCH AGAINST THE KINGS PISS STREAM AND ISTVAN WILL EITHER CRUSH LIFE OUT OF THIS FARM BOY WITH VASCULAR ARM MADE FROM FALLEN STAR, KURWA, OR....
Istvan will lay down hat and never grace an ECWN ring again.
NO MORE EXCUSE, KURWA!!
So, peoples in the back with the pen, what do you say, kurwa!
**Istvan holds up his index finger**
**The fans in attendance begin to chant with him**
Daniels: Listen to these fans!!! ONE MORE MATCH KURWA!
Kingmaker: Sit down Bob
Kingmaker: Now here is Ferrell! what is this?
Daniels: Well Ferrell is coming off a win at No Guts No Glory, perhaps he wants to stake his claim
Ferrell: So, the man with the big arms and tiny brain, lost, his title match against the King. Poor Isty-baby. And to emerge from the gauntlet of the tournament only to fail at the hands of champion. It's a sad story! Perhaps if you'd had a bigger kielbasa that day....
Chill! I'm not out here looking for trouble. Just out here to leave you a quick message. You lost, goodbye. The next title shot for the International title is mine! I think it's high time someone show that so called King who's really got the class around here. He always says it, but I'll be the first to make him do it. Bow down! haha!
*kicks gretzky in the nuts and leaves the ring*
Kingmaker: Well I think he made his point clear.
Daniels: Ferrell out here demanding a title shot instead of Istvan and you can only wonder what the King is thinking.