Bob Daniels: Welcome to beautiful Oakland, California for another edition of Thursday Night Inferno! We are just days away from our next PPV Vendetta, and we are really picking up a head of steam in EWNCW. As always, I am joined by Pierce Kingmaker.
Pierce Kingmaker: I love this kind of Inferno, where it’s your last chance to land your final blow, whether it be mental or physical. And we might even complete the card!
BD: That’s more than likely Pierce, and we have a hell of a schedule tonight, both the Ignition Champions are in action!
PK: There’s a reason they are joint champions Bob, and who will have the edge going into Vendetta? It’s tense, it’s on a knife edge, like everything around here!
BD: Could Gillz’s title reign be on a knife edge Pierce?
PK: You have to say it might, because you don’t have to be pinned to lose your title in a triple threat match, but he does have that psychological edge, he’s been here before and he is the champion.
BD: I think he’ll find it difficult.
PK: You would, you find it difficult to scale a mountain.
BD: That is difficult!
PK: FOR A NANCY!
*Gillz takes his time getting to the ring smirking all the way down the ramp*
Breathe it in people, your in the very same building as greatness personified
*Crowd boos heavily*
Oh stop you guys, no matter how much your against me its true
and last week i proved to those scumbags
Tommy Thunder and Krysys
Neither deserve to even be in the same ring as the champ let alone facing me for my title
so how both are facing at Vendetta ill never know, but that doesnt matter
Last week i showed them exactly what ill do at Vendetta
Now lets see exactly what that is
*Gillz points to the tron and the image of him above the fallen Tommy and Krysys appears*
Oh would you look at that
i seemed to have predicted the future, well sorry not predicted
more just showed you exactly what it is
because you see i am greatness personified
and Greatness never loses
Now deal with that!
*Gillz drops the mic to the crowds boos*
BD: Here comes Krysys to save us from boredom!
PK: Or to plunge others into it!
*Krysys comes out with a mic much to the disdain of Gillz*
Krysys: Whoa there Fishboy! You wanna talk about laying me and Tommy out last week? How about we talk about the fact that I beat you, not once but twice! And I would have beaten Tommy last week if you hadn't interfered!
Krysys: I got nothing but respect for Tommy, but you? Now that is a different story. You are a jackass, a moron, how you managed to hang on to the title this long is beyond me, but rest assured that after Vendetta you will be known as the former champion, while I will be known as the NEW EWNCW Champion! Not only that but the only Straight Edge Champion in EWNCW history!
*Crowd goes nuts as Gillz can be seen mouthing off something to Krysys*
Krysys: Gillz, it's all there for you to see, the reason I'm going to win is because I am Straight Edge, and that makes me better than you and no offense to Tommy, but better than him!
*Does the "X" Pose smiling as the fans cheer*
BD: It’s getting a little electric in here!
PK: This building is lighting up!
*Thunder erupts at the top of the stage wearing his new t-shirt (TO BE SHOWN ON THE THREAD AFTER TONIGHT)
TT: Damn, I just got woken up by some racket there! It sounded like someone going on and on and on and on and on about how many times he's beaten the champ. Oh wait, that's exactly what it was!!
TT: Listen Krystian, it's all good that you've beaten good old Gillz here twice, but the fact of the matter is, the title wasn't on the line. And if you can't beat him when the title's on the line, then you're better off just shutting up and going back to playing in the sandbox until you actually grow a set and get the job done on the big stage like a big boy, at a ppv. Because last time I checked, you haven't won any titles at all in this company.
TT: And Gillz, maybe you could enlighten me as to why I was sleeping during the best show available in this business right now. Oh yeah that's right, I was sleeping because you were talking!!
*crowd pops as Gillz is livid in the ring, and he paces back and forth*
TT: Haven't these fans made it clear to you yet that you're boring? I thought I made that clear to you before. You speak with that *imitates Gillz voice* robotic monotone Gillz voice *changes back to normal voice* and you claim to have some imaginary "upper hand" on us going into Vendetta? "Upper hand"? Really? What, are we playing cards here or something now?! It's a simple fact that you will not walk out of Vendetta with the EWNCW Championship. In fact, neither of you 2 novices will be walking out with the title.
I was the first ever champion in this company way back when I won the Forum Championship on the first show. I then went on to win the International Championship. And this Sunday, I'm going to add the EWNCW Championship to my resume. And once I do that, I'll make that title interesting again, because all you've done Gillz is bore us to death. You're not interesting and nobody likes you. And the sooner you loose that title, the sooner these fans can wake up and actually be entertained by their champion for a change!
BD: It’s the BAWS!
PK: Calm down, goddammit Bob you might as well have said excuse me before you climbed up his ass.
NS: Now, gentleman, you all make valid points, but I want you all in action tonight to prove your words. Tommy, Krysys, you best get on a similar page, because you will both be involved in our main event, facing off against the team of Broc Flucker, and the EWNCW International Champion, King Strem.
PK: That’s a hum-dinger of a match-up!
BD: You said it!
NS: I’d wipe that smile off your face Gillz, because you aren’t having a rest this week, infact, you are going to have a match right now, so clear the ring, as you will take on this man….