Ladies and gentlemen of the.....errrr, I see it's just gentlemen
here, my apologies. Let me start over.
*ahem* Gentlemen of the eWN, I would like to submit to you an idea; an idea that may shake the very foundation of what you have come to believe of as ideas. An idea so amazing, so shockingly bright, that your corneas may never be the same again.
If I can beg your indulgence for just a moment, please allow me to paint a portrait. A portrait of a landscape of a future time. Yes, much like Philip K. Dick or the great Isaac Asimov, I'd like to attempt to become a visionary: a harbinger of things yet to come - nay! Yet to be imagined!!
Entertain, if you will, the Wrestlemania of the future
! A Wrestlemania where perhaps a new, never-before-thought-of gimmick match takes place. What type of match, I hear you ask in the recesses of your vast and depth ridden minds??? Oh ho ho, it's not quite that easy. I could throw out suggestions for a something-on-a-pole match or a beat-the-clock-on-a-bomb match but that would be too easy; too trite; too....Russo-esque.
No, I would like you, the venerable and intelligent members of eWN to proffer up ideas; to make known to all the genius that you and I both know lays hidden or dormant within you. How hard can it be after all?
All I will give you to get you started - to get those creative juices salivating is this: the premise and the prize. The golden ring that is being reached for! And here it is....
The contestants: an unset amount of NXT hopefuls. The prize: a six figure contract for a spot on the main roster.
Dun da na na nuh naaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Alright, alright I know what you might be thinking - not very original, right? Wrong! And here's where YOU can make the difference! Yes, you. Little old you now has the chance to make this match something special, something great. Design the gimmick. Let your imaginations run wild. As you go into deliberation for this case, I want you to consider just a few more factors - who would you put in it? And who would you have win it and why?
I know you will all make the right decision. Godspeed.
Your honour, the prostitution rests.