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    Bad Joke of the day award!!!!!

    So I went to TMZ today and found this. I'm not sure if you all know who Gilbert Gottfried is



    but this is his jokes he made on twitter. All I can say is WOW!!!!!

    Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

    I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "they'll be another one floating by any minute now."

    What do the japanese have in common with howard stern? They're both radio active.

    Japan had put out this urgent plea...." PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!"

    Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking.

    I fucked a girl in japan. She screamed "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet."

    What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.

    I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "okay, but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot."

    What do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

    My Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day.
    BREAKING NEWS Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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    What do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.
    I legitimately laughed at this.

    Can I have my ticket to hell now?
    I'd rather have nothing than have a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodom View Post
    I legitimately laughed at this.

    Can I have my ticket to hell now?
    BREAKING NEWS Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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    Sorry dude, not my cup of tea

    LEGGOD!

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    RIP my Japanese friend.

    So Kin Vet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IPEEINTHESHOWER View Post
    Thank you. fhshfdhf
    I'd rather have nothing than have a lie.

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    I hope he doesn't have plans on going to Japan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IPEEINTHESHOWER View Post
    I fucked a girl in japan. She screamed "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet."
    I'm sorry but that was funny as hell

    Gilbert Gottfried is a very funny comedian but a lot of his jokes are meant to be shock laughs
    When the Devil is to busy
    And Death's a bit to much
    They call on me by name you see, for my special touch

    To the gentleman I'm Ms. Forture
    To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
    But call me by any name, any way it's all the same


  9. #9
    It's Gilbert Gottfried, so it's all pretty much par for the course (on Twitter no less, which is pretty much a dumping ground for the tact-less and inane). Besides, I doubt that there a whole lot of Japanese taking breaks to look at the guy's Twitter page in between sifting through the rubble looking for their loved ones, so I'm not seeing how any of this affects them, really. Just seems like a bunch of bored Americans looking to get upset on someone else's behalf when their efforts would be better spent contributing to the relief efforts in a capacity that actually matters.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Cranium View Post
    I hope he doesn't have plans on going to Japan.
    Why? Those people have a lot bigger things to worry about than what some grating comedian said in jest on a silly social networking service that doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.

    The proportions have officially been blown out.


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