Word up to all the haters, please do me a favor
And savor the rap flavor of the Squared Circle Savior
Listen close like Heymans talking, so you can hear a pin drop
I’m Dibiase money, done messing with this Godwinn slop
The competition is angry, giving me that Vinny Mac scowl
If I was up against Val Venus he would throw in his still-wet towel
My 3:16 moment, Austin post-King-of-the-Ring
My hype will never die, never be Ryder facing catering
So listen while I glisten, earning my first Slammy Trophy
I’ll stop you when you’re at your best like Orton did to Kofi
Or like Trips has done to Zigs, prematurely turned the Show Off
Biggest pop of twenty thirteen ain’t enough proof to go off?
And now he’s doing it to Bryan, removed from his own title chase
If you lose it but never get it back, it does nothing for a babyface
Look at the title pictures: Orton, Show, Cena, Del Rio, and Trips.
I feel like I blinked and time traveled to two thousand and six
Hopefully it gets better and we climb out of this funk
I’m praying for a Mania with a Redneck and a Punk
Didn’t know Draino rapped? Oh it’s true it’s damn true.
Hope you all stooddd bacckk, a Hurricane just came through!
WORD LIFE. T DRAIN.
Haha. Great stuff guys who went before me. This was fun. One love.