Did anyone say they wanted a rap!?
I'm Dennis, rockin' my E dub N T-shirt
So fly I be feet stuck in dirt
So you want to know what I think about this place we all know and love?
I be thinking that that blog section be pitiful.
Only savior is the terrible news page.
We get it clark, you can copy and paste.
Yea, I'm the man who so famously eats pastries
Dirty Den got a thing or two to say to his brethren
BennyTheBall... you be one bear, Shag
No_1eddiefan consider me your No_1(No_1eddiefan)fan
Just hope you realize that me and Naill, we be the true bromance
You and Zero have to just have to settle for second
Robstar, I hope you don't merge this beat into another thread
Because I write it the jokes almost dead
DRG, I await your novel of a rap
Lets turn this thread around and all that crap
Now lets give a mention to others who usually wouldn't be named.
Dr. Death, I'd drop a rhyme about you but I don't want you to go all ufc on me bro
The Piper, Where the f- you be bro. One second you be post whoring the next you's gone? Poowah!
MachoManFan, I know you won't read this... but random thanks for actually making the WWE section bearable.
Talking about Bears!?
BearKg, will you finally stop asking who the mother be?
Now that we know... That show will sink faster than firefly
Or the post count of B-mac, where is my fellow pardy boy!?
Yo, Doesn't he know he gives Southernblood purpose!?
The mods be lovin me even though my rhythm be terrible.
Sorry Shaz, I just destroyed your fav. genre
And to the rest of the world, you're welcome.
I pray to whomever no body sigs this shit.
I be dropping more rhymes in the future.
But for now that be it for the Washingtonian butcher
Slight Rhymes count mother truckers!
Peace out, 12,000th post!
Postscript real quick boys and girls...
Bunnies are cuter than kittens
Be jelly, k2... be Jelly!