Michael Cole will be replaced with Josh Mathews in the commentary team. Unfortunately, Lawler will still be there.
Cena/Hunter/Taker will cut a ten minute promo to open the show.
The Raw GM slots Cena into the main-event somehow, regardless of how much sense it makes. Crowd pops.
Main event is announced to be some kinda tag match or 6-man tag between various heels and faces.
A boring match involving Mark Henry or Ted DiBiase or someone of that ilk fills up some time.
If Henry has a match, LOBSTER HEAD will likely come out and fuck up his shit.
Some kinda backstage interview with The Miz and Alx Riley. (Miz will probably be in the main event)
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? Cole comes out, confrontation of sorts with Lawler.
Terrible diva's match. Mercifully, it will only last a few minutes.
FOOTAGE OF THE TAKER HAITCH STAREDOWN FROM LAST WEEK BAH GAWD.
Alberto Del Rio will show up at some point. (Because, y'know, they're trying to push him)
Bryan Danielson will have a fuckwin match. 80% chance of The Bella Twins doing some kinda shenanigans (great word) during it.
FOOTAGE OF THE ROCK FROM TWO WEEKS AGO BAH GAWD
John Morrison does a crazy spot.
Nexus does some shit at some point. Punk does a promo. I HURR VOICES IN MAH HEAD, VIPER COILING etc. Nexus run away.
Dull backstage interview with Blandy Boreton. "something something VIPER something something RKO something something PUNT TO THE SKULL"
Another filler match. Possibly a tag team title match. Nobody cares.
TRAILER FOR THE CHAPERONE BAH GAWD.
Main event. Trudges along kinda decently. Eventually, BOOM - Cena either gets the hot tag or does a miraculous comeback. Five moves o' doom. Heels interfere. FU's and RKO's everywhere. Face(s) win.
Points to wrestlemania sign.