Here's what will happen -
Cena & Barrett are caught making out backstage by Nexus and Cena gets rehired by Vince in an affirmative action, don't ask, don't tell policy. Nexus disbands after Gabriel and Slater are forced to admit their manlove too; Otunga, following his tights, disappears up his own asshole; Harris and McGillicutty shed their stupid names and go on to great success.
In a double wedding angle, Gabriel & Slater turn on Cena & Barrett, culminating in a bra & panties tag team scaffold match at Wrestlemania.
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