Thank God this wasn't what I initially assumed it'd be. Or else, everyone would have a nefarious "Jelly story" to tell about me.
Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...
...and then steal your girl!
- Former JBW TV Champion
- Former EWNCW Evolution Champion
- Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion
- Former RTE Tag Team Champion
(w/ Kaige Chamberlain)
Van Hooligan X
4 time World Champion
Only 2 time dual World Champion
Won more awards than your best character has had #1 contender matches
Hall of Famer
Most successful wrestler of all time
1 of the most successful managers of all time
Member of the greatest faction of all time (The Clique)
1/2 of the great tag team of all time (The Infection w/Carlos Alberto Ramon)
The destroyer of EFeds (w/Dennis)