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    You know the shittiest part about being an adult?
    Having to tell yourself no.
    Short story, I no longer will be getting to keep one of the puppies, so my interaction with them will be watching their momma on weekdays while her owner is at work. popping over to taker her out for walks when I can.

    really bummed out. going to bed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    You know the shittiest part about being an adult?
    Having to tell yourself no.
    Short story, I no longer will be getting to keep one of the puppies, so my interaction with them will be watching their momma on weekdays while her owner is at work. popping over to taker her out for walks when I can.

    really bummed out. going to bed.
    Well that sucks. At least you still have your ginormous cat to keep you company

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


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    ah, Renee Young


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    Just got back from Pigeon Forge and here's a recap.

    *I got to eat jerky made from pheasant, ostrich, alligator, elk, salmon, and wild boar. Each was delicious

    *I felt like a dirty old man when a lady and her 11 year old daughter were BOTH flirting with me in the hot tub...in front of my old lady

    *Mrs. Poot has forbidden me from removing my shirt at the pool anymore. Chick went apeshit with jealousy. I thought it was cute. She struck me wholeheartedly for thinking so.

    *Ripley's aquarium, Dixie Stampede, the Wonderworks house, and The Titanic Museum are all AWESOME tourist spots

    *Everything is entirely too high priced

    *I can stuff 51 medium sized marshmallows in my mouth. I did it in order to earn Mrs. Poot a free airbrushed t-shirt. I looked like a squirrel hiding nuts lol

    Welp that's about it other than the fact I had to change 23456432322 diapers in two days. If only there was some way to keep kids from peeing and pooping so much without hurting them...

    Also, thanks for the kind words on the Larry Interviews guys. I tried hard to make it as entertaining as possible for both the guy I was working with and whomever else reads the show.

    I just got home and I'm about to go to bed, but first thing in the morning I'll check the house and send out my pm assignments for WF (03). I would do it tonight, but I'm entirely too drained. Peace out Jabesters!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poot-Hair View Post
    Just got back from Pigeon Forge and here's a recap.

    *I got to eat jerky made from pheasant, ostrich, alligator, elk, salmon, and wild boar. Each was delicious

    *I felt like a dirty old man when a lady and her 11 year old daughter were BOTH flirting with me in the hot tub...in front of my old lady

    *Mrs. Poot has forbidden me from removing my shirt at the pool anymore. Chick went apeshit with jealousy. I thought it was cute. She struck me wholeheartedly for thinking so.

    *Ripley's aquarium, Dixie Stampede, the Wonderworks house, and The Titanic Museum are all AWESOME tourist spots

    *Everything is entirely too high priced

    *I can stuff 51 medium sized marshmallows in my mouth. I did it in order to earn Mrs. Poot a free airbrushed t-shirt. I looked like a squirrel hiding nuts lol

    Welp that's about it other than the fact I had to change 23456432322 diapers in two days. If only there was some way to keep kids from peeing and pooping so much without hurting them...

    Also, thanks for the kind words on the Larry Interviews guys. I tried hard to make it as entertaining as possible for both the guy I was working with and whomever else reads the show.

    I just got home and I'm about to go to bed, but first thing in the morning I'll check the house and send out my pm assignments for WF (03). I would do it tonight, but I'm entirely too drained. Peace out Jabesters!!
    Ooohh Ooooohh Oooohhh I also got to eat a lollipop with a real scorpion in it. They're crunchy lil buggers. You can check out their website at www.hotlix.com

    I know what you're thinking "hotlix? Sounds like a porn site." It's not, pwwooomissee


    And yes, I did just quote myself

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    Being on creative, I hate making new characters. Because we always feel wrong pushing them above others. But when an idea is great, you can't pass it up. I hate seeing Artemis getting fucked over week in and week out... I think Sandman eventually deserves a JBW WHC.... but, things always don't go the way you want them, especially when you run the joint. So, I took a lot of my characters and hid them away. Macabre, Abraham Cutting, The Butcher... I just don't have time to write for them all. And I actually refuse to. But, I had an idea today for what I feel is an awesome character. I know she's going to be fucked over but, I'm gonna treat her as good as I can lol. I introduce to you:

    RUBY SOHO


    THEME:


    AGE: 29
    HEIGHT: 5'6
    WEIGHT: 130lbs.
    HAIR: Brunette
    EYES: Blue
    BODY: Petite with curves, tattoos everywhere.
    STYLE: Hardcore, Lita mixed with AJ... MMA + Boxing as well. VERY stylistic with her movements, not afraid of anything.
    SIGNATURE MOVE: "Time Bomb" (Scorpion Death Drop)
    FINISHING MOVE: "Destination Unknown" (Canadian Destroyer)

    BIOGRAPHY: Born in NY, Ruby was always the tomboy. She likes Punk and Metal, Football, Video Games, Comics + Professional Wrestling. Her father started taking her to ECW events in 1998 when she was 14. She hung around so much she befriended Francine and began running the ropes and slowly learning moves. It was there that she met Amy Dumas in 1999 and began training to be a wrestler. Amy left for the WWF and Ruby was still too young to fully wrestle. She went on to learn the TV aspects and production. In 2001 when ECW was planning a woman's division, Ruby was set to make her debut but they closed their doors instead...

    Ruby was devastated at this and did other things to occupy her time including MMA training, boxing and creating a popular indy comic. By age 20 she got the wrestling bug again and in 2004 she started working the indy scene. Never making it to "The Big Leagues", she went to Japan and stayed until 2008. Upon coming back to USA she signed a deal with SHIMMER and stayed until 2010. She then went to Mexico until 2012 when JBW called her for a tryout match. Not hearing anything back due to much uncertianty within JBW, she went back to SHIMMER until April 2013. When JBW finally called she had just won the Championship in SHIMMER and had to relinquish it. She is now in JBW's developmental, getting ready to make her destination known.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO View Post
    Being on creative, I hate making new characters. Because we always feel wrong pushing them above others. But when an idea is great, you can't pass it up. I hate seeing Artemis getting fucked over week in and week out... I think Sandman eventually deserves a JBW WHC.... but, things always don't go the way you want them, especially when you run the joint. So, I took a lot of my characters and hid them away. Macabre, Abraham Cutting, The Butcher... I just don't have time to write for them all. And I actually refuse to. But, I had an idea today for what I feel is an awesome character. I know she's going to be fucked over but, I'm gonna treat her as good as I can lol. I introduce to you:

    RUBY SOHO


    THEME:


    AGE: 29
    HEIGHT: 5'6
    WEIGHT: 130lbs.
    HAIR: Brunette
    EYES: Blue
    BODY: Petite with curves, tattoos everywhere.
    STYLE: Hardcore, Lita mixed with AJ... MMA + Boxing as well. VERY stylistic with her movements, not afraid of anything.
    SIGNATURE MOVE: "Time Bomb" (Scorpion Death Drop)
    FINISHING MOVE: "Destination Unknown" (Canadian Destroyer)

    BIOGRAPHY: Born in NY, Ruby was always the tomboy. She likes Punk and Metal, Football, Video Games, Comics + Professional Wrestling. Her father started taking her to ECW events in 1998 when she was 14. She hung around so much she befriended Francine and began running the ropes and slowly learning moves. It was there that she met Amy Dumas in 1999 and began training to be a wrestler. Amy left for the WWF and Ruby was still too young to fully wrestle. She went on to learn the TV aspects and production. In 2001 when ECW was planning a woman's division, Ruby was set to make her debut but they closed their doors instead...

    Ruby was devastated at this and did other things to occupy her time including MMA training, boxing and creating a popular indy comic. By age 20 she got the wrestling bug again and in 2004 she started working the indy scene. Never making it to "The Big Leagues", she went to Japan and stayed until 2008. Upon coming back to USA she signed a deal with SHIMMER and stayed until 2010. She then went to Mexico until 2012 when JBW called her for a tryout match. Not hearing anything back due to much uncertianty within JBW, she went back to SHIMMER until April 2013. When JBW finally called she had just won the Championship in SHIMMER and had to relinquish it. She is now in JBW's developmental, getting ready to make her destination known.
    And like I said earlier, Ruby's attitude and her appearance are based off of a really good friend of mine. She's an awesome person indeed.

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    Awesome R(ob)! Ruby Soho looks badass.
    Efed stuff...yeah...

    JBW

    Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander

    EWNCW

    Luke "Current EWNCW International Champion" Jameson...hmm...That one works!

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    Poot, Pigeon Forge sounds like a hell of a lot of fun, glad you had a good time Also, I want to find the part of your brain that hears Larry's sick voice, because that thing is a creative fucking Mother-lode.

    Now then, on to the show review (Sorry for the delay, been a busy weened with only small moments of nothing going on.

    Love the Venue choice, Charlotte traditionally an awesome wrestling town, with a great history.
    Good quick recap, though kind of unneeded since you can literally scroll up to the last post to see what happened, it does give the feel of a traditional show (like on tv and everything) with that, no fillers? think that is the first time I have seen someone not use fillers to put a show on the top of the next page. Not for or against it, just noted the choice.

    R(ob) The GM comes out, good bit, serviceable, totally gets the message across, but, and here is where part of me is really against using real or forum names for efed characters (which is why I will never create Asher Delampyr, fat manager from hell) for me it kind of breaks it, especially when the name in question is using spelling that doesn't exist on names in the real world.
    Also, I like the distance created by a good character name. (Though I am guilty of creating at least one character named Fighter McWarrior, what can I say, I was young and needed the gold pieces.) I really would have rather seen either another real wrestling name used as GM, or, even better, a new character created to be the onscreen GM. Again, this is my opinion, and I know there are a lot who disagree with it, but figured I would put it here in the spirit of getting a conversation started on the subject in general really.

    Black Blooded. Wasn't sure about including the video, (and it is harder to find a good biker fight on Youtube than it should be by all rights) at first I wanted to do something, and have for some time, where real world violence like that gets threaded with a more traditional wrestler's entrance video, then adding their song, and uploading the whole mess back to youtube to use for them, then I realized I have nowhere near that level of ambition or energy.

    As far as the promo itself, I never realize just how much Mr. Blood swears when I am writing him. in the first paragraph alone Fuck was said 5 times. The ending comes off a bit weird, I tried a few, couldn't end it in a way I was satisfied with, and finally said "fuck it" and wrote that one in. Still not happy with it though.

    I seriously missed commercial videos. We used them in HWA and they were always a fun part of posting the show.

    Punk vs Blue - This is a feud with a lot of mileage in it. Both great promo guys with wonderfully diverse characters, great match to open the show.


    Dudley: I wonder if KJ Punk, Blue and Muir share the same dad or mom as Blue is from Georgia. Aren’t they all the same down south?

    Pat: No, not sure where you get that from. Plus look at both of them, do they look related? Do they look the same?

    Dudley: No, but neither did the Dudley’s.


    That made me laugh my ass off. All in all good match. Actually liked Artemis's promo here better than the first one, as this one just felt more "like him" The other was really good, but it didn't fit the character I see when reading his promos, if that makes any sense. Of course, it was really short, but there wasn't anything else to be said really, so that makes sense.

    Loving the HolyJose/Sandman feud. great promo by both guys, lots of energy to it.

    Great Alpha Dog Promo, was with it every step of the way, was totally awesome!

    Larry/Cage - Fucking hilarious! Totally agree with the Lance Storm comparison, Cage does a great job as the "straight man" for Larry to play off of, Comedy Gold!

    Good Cage/Muir match nice ending. loved the show of respect.

    Another Larry segment? Is it my birthday?
    Really hoping to see more of ICONOGRAPHY. I know like, nothing about these guys.

    Athena/Ali Always a fine line to walk, writing a match for a magician, I mean, how much magic do you use?
    I'll be honest, I saw Nightcrawler when reading this match.

    Good post-match from Athena, Very interesting character, that I think we all are really hoping to see develop as time goes on. (Also, very small chance of a shitty porno with an overly oiled midget, so, that's alwats a plus)

    Short bit for Shuriken there. though if I am not mistaken, I believe it's because SG wasn't able to get a promo in, or had o do it at the last minute? would love some clarification there, though probably better to have that discussion at the house.

    I would watch an entire show of Larry, Sleepy, and the unnamed cameraman. That would be a funny fucking show.

    I'm fairly high, but also fairly certain that the ending of the Athena/Ali match, as well as the Larry/Sleeper bit, was double posted.

    Hawk at a photo shoot, that was a fun one.
    and who doesn't love a good gloryhole joke? I know I do.

    Great main event, probably my favorite match of the show. Nice to see Blue come get some revenge. also the continuing tension between RedRum and the Alpha Dog.

    Fucking Tease!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr
    Poot, Pigeon Forge sounds like a hell of a lot of fun, glad you had a good time Also, I want to find the part of your brain that hears Larry's sick voice, because that thing is a creative fucking Mother-lode.
    Actually, when I'm doing Larry, every bit of it I'm hearing in Larry's own voice. Not "crazy Larry" but Larry Zbysco. I find it makes it funnier when you can actually hear someone saying something.

    As far as my motivation for the character, I just picture a drug addicted, std riddled, horny, old fart that hits on anything with a pulse. Larry is obviously bi-sexual but has more of a tendancy for tranny's and midgets. Normally I just try to put anything random that comes into my mind when I write for him. I'm not even sure where it all comes from lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO View Post
    Being on creative, I hate making new characters. Because we always feel wrong pushing them above others. But when an idea is great, you can't pass it up. I hate seeing Artemis getting fucked over week in and week out... I think Sandman eventually deserves a JBW WHC.... but, things always don't go the way you want them, especially when you run the joint. So, I took a lot of my characters and hid them away. Macabre, Abraham Cutting, The Butcher... I just don't have time to write for them all. And I actually refuse to. But, I had an idea today for what I feel is an awesome character. I know she's going to be fucked over but, I'm gonna treat her as good as I can lol. I introduce to you:

    RUBY SOHO


    THEME:


    AGE: 29
    HEIGHT: 5'6
    WEIGHT: 130lbs.
    HAIR: Brunette
    EYES: Blue
    BODY: Petite with curves, tattoos everywhere.
    STYLE: Hardcore, Lita mixed with AJ... MMA + Boxing as well. VERY stylistic with her movements, not afraid of anything.
    SIGNATURE MOVE: "Time Bomb" (Scorpion Death Drop)
    FINISHING MOVE: "Destination Unknown" (Canadian Destroyer)

    BIOGRAPHY: Born in NY, Ruby was always the tomboy. She likes Punk and Metal, Football, Video Games, Comics + Professional Wrestling. Her father started taking her to ECW events in 1998 when she was 14. She hung around so much she befriended Francine and began running the ropes and slowly learning moves. It was there that she met Amy Dumas in 1999 and began training to be a wrestler. Amy left for the WWF and Ruby was still too young to fully wrestle. She went on to learn the TV aspects and production. In 2001 when ECW was planning a woman's division, Ruby was set to make her debut but they closed their doors instead...

    Ruby was devastated at this and did other things to occupy her time including MMA training, boxing and creating a popular indy comic. By age 20 she got the wrestling bug again and in 2004 she started working the indy scene. Never making it to "The Big Leagues", she went to Japan and stayed until 2008. Upon coming back to USA she signed a deal with SHIMMER and stayed until 2010. She then went to Mexico until 2012 when JBW called her for a tryout match. Not hearing anything back due to much uncertianty within JBW, she went back to SHIMMER until April 2013. When JBW finally called she had just won the Championship in SHIMMER and had to relinquish it. She is now in JBW's developmental, getting ready to make her destination known.
    The chick you patterned Ruby off of is a fucking hottie. Give me her phone number

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