Hawk: Welcome to JBTV's New Years Spectacular hosted by Mike Hawk!!! Now I know 2012 has been an amazing year, since I am now apart of JBW and your TV champion, but my fellow viewers, like all great TV shows, I won't let one season define me and my reign. I am going to deliver award winning hits, week after week, month after month, year after year until I go down as a classic. But enough about me, let's look to see what 2013 holds for my co-stars.
Van will find big success very soon when he removes that arrogant pig, Divine from his title.
Divine, after losing his gold, will drift back into obscurity and will form a tag team with DrunkJose so that he can drink his problems away.
Cage will go into anger management class with Daniel Bryan and will learn that he lost the TV title because I am the better man and that he only has himself to blame.
And finally, after months of producing a show to compete with my ratings juggernaut, KJ Punk will be canceled when I defeat him at Resurrection to retain my TV title.
Now if you will excuse me, I have a new years part to get back to.