Originally Posted by Rehmix
FOR THE CAUSE!!!
IC: Ya know somethin' boys and bitches, Kingdome Come will be happenin' sooner than later and after I leave with a few extra belts in tow and showin' them big wigs in the back who the star of the fuckin' show is y'all can bet y'all's bottom dollar that big changes will be in store. I'm talkin' fuckin' endorsement deals for beer and dip and beef jerky and whoever else comes callin' on good ol' Lenny Ray. Celebrity bitches will be all "ooohhh Lenny Ray, you're the man" LIKE I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW THAT. World champions will start holdin' their belts a little tighter when they sleep at night cause they know I might want another belt to wear around the waist of the Redneck Romeo. The Redneck Wreckin' Machine will be the face of Jay Bee Dubya and ya know what folks? Ain't a damn thing y'all can do about it. Yes folks, the times they are a'changin' and y'all best be prepared for it. Y'all better jump in the bed of the truck or get left at the field party. Save your Confederate currency gentlemen, the South shall rise again.