*Cameraman opens the door to Leonard Ray Beauregard's personal gym. It's a second double wide on his land in Mississippi that he has outfitted to be his own gym away from people who my raise an eyebrow to consuming alcohol while exercising. In there we see The Redneck Wreckin' Machine hammering out bench presses while fellow redneck and workout buddy Stone Cold Steve Austin is spotting him. Also in a chair watching, surrounded by crushed beer cans is hardcore legend The Sandman who is singing incoherently*
SCSA: Come on you sumbitch, you better give me 5 more. Push that up you lazy bastard
LRB: *Straining* God dammit, 5 more?!?! We've been doin' this all fuckin' day
SCSA: If you don't gimme my 5 I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass and...
LRB: *presses it up* And walk it dry, I know you sumbitch.
Sandman: *trying to sing his theme music* exiblah liiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ennrrrrrr nnniiiiiiiiiii
LRB: *gets another rep* Man will you please stop that sum bitch from drinkin' all my fuckin' beer. How the hell am I gonna rehydrate after we get done
SCSA: Does that make you mad, that sumbitch is drinkin' all your beer
LRB: *straining* Hell yeah it makes me mad
LRB: *gets another rep in* I said hell yeah
LRB: *gets one more rep in, becoming visibly angry* I SAID HELL YEAH THAT SHIT MAKES ME MAD
SCSA: Well gimme one more and you can go whip his ass
*Sandman turns his head to what he just heard*
* LRB struggles to push out his last rep*
SCSA: Come on sumbitch, get that last one up and you can go over there and whip that fuckers ass. He drank all your beer, there ain't one god damn beer in this whole trailer. What the hell are you going to do
LRB: I'M GONNA WHIP SOMEBODY'S ASS
*With that Lenny Ray pushes up his last rep, racks it, and proceeds to go over to The Sandman and throw him out of the window nearest the chair*
LRB: *picking up empty cans and shaking them to try and find some of the precious liquid* God dammit *picks up an empty 24 pack box* THAT SUMBITCH
SCSA: Hey champ, you still gonna go through with that plan of yours?
LRB: *trying in vain to shake a drop of beer out of a can onto his tongue* Yeah, that's the idea.
SCSA: I like it, you better not fuck it up *tosses him a full beer*
LRB: *catches it and chugs the whole thing* I ain't