IC as Lansdale: Why has this drivel been allowed to continue as far as it has? All we need now is the crack addicted RedRum fellow to complete this stable of incompetence and mental defficiency that the JBW fans are accustomed to. I have listened, patiently, to the bile and nonsense that has sprayed forth from the mouths of all in question and I feel it is my duty as your superior to enlighten you, so that you may put aside your ridiculous ideas of grandeur and accept your worthlessness for what it is.
Mr Shuriken, your very name suggests you are a man of finesse, a man with wit and ability as sharp as a knife, a man whom if used correctly, is as deadly and dangerous as they come. Yet I find myself disappointed, I come in search of something sharp, and find the very definition of blunt, dull and crude. Look upon me now, can your pitiful mind comprehend what you see? I am the definition of excellence, the epitomy of perfection, and what are you? I would could you a has been, but the truth is, you have never been anything of worth to this industry, a fact as clear as day when you contrived to join the hideous monstrousity that is JBW.
But I am not here to single out one feeble minded fool, I am here to enlighten every last one of you, to the truth and hopelessness of your situation. I am Arthur Lansdale.. Mr Arthur Lansdale.. on my worst day.. I am better than you on your best day.. on my best day I am a force so vast.. so immense that your minds would shatter under the weight of my glory. I am the salvation that this industry craves, I am the cure to the cancer that is slowly killing this once proud business, your so called wrestlers should prepare themselves for a TRUE warrior, and that man is Arthur Lansdale...
You call this a war? I call this a slaughter, make your peace with whatever god you pray to, for the end is nigh. Do not ask for whom the bell tolls... the bell tolls for J..B..W.