Originally Posted by Kashdinero
Poot to the muhfukkin' Hair roflmao. I never told you guys the story behind my name so I'll give you the short version. After my first tour in Iraq I came back on 30 day stay. Well you are made to be clean shaven every day because facial hair may interfere with how your gas mask fits in case you ever have to use them. So when I came back I said "fuck shaving".
After a couple weeks I had one helluva beard going on and I hooked up with an old girlfriend to get me a piece before I had to go back. I headed down on her to "dive on the ol' muff" and right about the time I got good and face deep in it....she butt farted right in my face. I had my mouth open and everything...the taste was indescribable. Needless to say I ran the girl off, shaved off the beard, and gagged whole heartedly. After telling a few of my buds what happened I was told "she pooted in your face hairs" so the nick Poot-Hair stuck lol.
There ya go, there's the story behind my nick ENJOY!