*Cameras go backstage to Devon's locker room where we catch him sitting down in front of the TV looking at the scenes from Vegasville*
Devon: Good thing I recorded this, now let's see what's going on. Ahh, I see a man named Blue is the JBW United States champion and man this guy has style, not as much style as Devon though but, hey it's close. Who is that thick and gorgeous women getting out the car with him....oh it's his girlfriend and she is a women's champion I see, well I wonder if they have arguments on which title is bigger or more prestigious.
*Cameras now catch Mike Hawk arriving to the red carpet*
Mike has a girl too and is the TV champion, interesting, I wonder who is copying who??.... There is a fatal four way match for said title, wow, Devon gets the chance to see a title change hands in person already, I can't wait! Aha! Also that world heavyweight title match sounds promising, I have my money on that Jose character, I just have a feeling that he is going to win.
*The footage keeps going and now shows RedRum at a Chinese buffet table.*
Devon: Who the hell is this wannabe gangster *footage keeps going* My god, this dumbass has no sense but, he does have balls to not give a fuck so I give him that....Damn that chinese man had no clue what he was doing *shakes his head* nice effort though. Now what... Oh god, am I watching porn, what the fuck is going on here!??? Wait....is she...noooo, my god she is faking it, hahaha, and he doesn't even know it. Wow and she passes out afterwards, bravo *starts clapping* that women deserves an Oscar, sold it all the way through, great job. *footage now jumps over now to Sasha getting an interview*
I'm just going to take a guess here and say that is Ano's manager, I am also going to take a shot in the dark and say that Ano is her bitch as well. Yea Sasha is not Ano's bitch nope, that man is her bitch, and if he loses to a women, jokes will be endless. He is in a lose-lose situation there. No wonder my cousin whooped his ass.
*Footage now jumps to Jman hitting the jackpot on the slots*
Devon: Free Philly Cheesesteaks for all??! Based on that, the jackpot must now be more than $500, really out of everything else, iPhones, iPads, drinks...nope, it's cheesesteaks. I know he is from Philly but come on man. If I was those jobbers I will be pissed, then again they can't afford to lose anymore money so, nevermind.
Awesome, this isn't Las Vegas without nut jobs on the streets *Cameras show Punk and Darius on the sidewalk trying to tell everyone they see about the conspiracies against them* I wonder if they also believed that the world was going to end last year also, ha!
*Footage now show the Ferwin's outside in the back*
What is this now, so you're too good to be in the front with the rest of them...oh wait, just the opposite since your ass is at the back of the casino. Looks like we have a badass over here and he has a girlfriend as well, my god, how many couples are in here!? Is this a wrestling company, do I need to get a girl so I can have a chance here??! *Laughs* All these people here.....Man this should be fun!
*Cameras fade away as Devon cuts off the TV*