Larry: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's that strange dude playing with my balls? Is it the hooker? The Tranny? The midget too? I wish while they were at it, they'd clean off the poo....
Mystery doctor: Uhh...Mr. Zbysco...you have a plethora of STD's, STI's, VD's, and dirt. Have you EVER said no to sex?
Larry: Well there was this one time I said no to sex. I mean she was only two years old, but her eyes were saying YESSS!!
Doc: I have never in my 32 years of being a doctor seen such a disease riddled penis..it's..STARTING TO EAT THROUGH MY GLOVES! OH GOD!!