OK, just reading Resurrection properly now.
If it's cool, I'll leave a few thoughts as I go
Firstly, I must say, Pats new partner at the announce booth is eerily similar to Dudley Ramirez....
For the record: I never knew Pats surname and was too worried to just make one up in case someone called me on it lol. It was always something like..
Pat: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Pat, and this is Dudley Ramirez. We'll be calling the action tonight, and we're in for a killer main event between Ma$$ and K-Jammin.
Dudley: Wait, did you just say K-Jammin?
Pat: Yes, Dudl-
Dudley: WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!
Aaaannyway, back to the show...
Main event is an actual dream match. I know who wins, but it's devilishly good nonetheless.
Eddie Juarez vs Jason Alexander? Yes please! This is THE feud in all of eFedding right now, and it's fantastic that Edward and SEZalot are getting this thing well and truly underway. Consider me a fan of this one. I don't know who wins, so.. Kind of excited to find out here. **suppresses the urge to scroll down**
Arty Lansdale vs Roba Rage is the sort of match I'd love to write..
So, first match is a big one. I like your style whoever booked that.
Three new stand out performers to boot. Great way to showcase the next gen. Three future world champs right here, people.
Darren Black as ring announcer? Its a cool sounding name, whoever thought of it. Very... Cool lol.
LOLZ@TheTWE joke. Did SEZ write this match? Seems like his handy work lol.
Great Divine promo. With guys like him cutting weekly promos, then no doubt Jabe will continue to thrive outside of the hole I put it in
Nice match write up. Exciting exchanges between Van and Divine.
Oh shit, its GILLZ!! Enter: Gillz. Exit: Like a baws!
Boo. Cheap win was cheap. Lolz.
Stacey Mitchell. Sounds like a member of the EastEnders cast haha. Brilliant. Love it!
It's my main man Shaz up next. Shaz is definitely one of if not the most improved eFedder, and had a great 2012.. World title in 2013 or we riot. Simple.
Ano Doom and Shaz feud? Its a weird one on paper, but is actually working thus far. Impressive.
Listening to "Many Men".. Again.. I was listening to it just the other day when I was editing the Shaz vs Artie match for that other show that took forever to get posted but turned out half decent in the end XD
Begging someone to tell me where the Netherworld is.
Shaz yelling he's BITW is making me lol a little to myself.
Shaz choked out Doom? Take that monster! This was a good match with a good finish. It reminded me of that one Andre The Giant fight in The Princess bride.
The Cage vs Prophecy match is interesting, as there's no real hostility, but I still wanna see it because its actually a match I had never even thought of before JMan and The Gang put them together "on screen" for the first time.
Wait, Proph just made this a career ender?? Interest quadrupled!
SETH GETTING A TITLE SHOT WHILE SHURI GETS ONE AT THE SAME TIME IS UNFAIR TO ALL THE OTHER USERS. Lolz, I'm kidding. Seth is over as hell these days, and deserves this shot no doubt. Looking forward to reading this match because Bear voted it the match of the night.
Still the champ.. E-Lex. By putting the belt on this guy it has definitely enabled him to break away from the shadow of J-Lex. I'm actually interested in who his next opponent will be. Here's hoping he goes on to stay champ for a while yet.
Hawks promo was wonderfully original. Kudos, to WF. Fantastic idea to play on the television theme.
KJ vs Hawk for a title is a long time coming for the long time jobber turned superstar overnight. I do smell first successful title defence, though. KJ is definitely on his way to a world title, though, so, win, lose, or even draw, KJ can only stand to gain from this match.
Nice little match. The rise and rise of Mike Hawk continues
up next. Great pairing for a match, and their characters work wonderfully off of each other. This one's a no-brainer.
Vulgar - Intrigued a little by his rap gimmick for reasons some new guys may not even know lol.
Mr Smiff wins! Somewhere a guy named Benny must have been smiling when he read that. Liking both characters.
Avi up next. Marking out.
(Sorry I haven't been following the shows properly, I've been a little preoccupied lol).
Wow, losing his belt, and losing to 'jin has knocked the mighty Avi down a peg or two. Not good. Let's hope his next step is a positive one.
But, Kyo is on his way to the top so Avi can't really feel ashamed by who he lost to. Thinking of it, the top is gonna be a crowded place. Jabe is in a great place right now in that it has a bunch of guys all basically just starting out on more or less equal footing. It'll be great reading who from the newer guys truly breaks out and becomes Jabes franchise player.
Panzer Div v Black Blooded is a match I'd book all day long in any eFed. Not many teams out there are better than these two. Definitely knew Black Blooded were gonna retain, though. These two bad mutha's are destined to roll through the tag division Road Warriors style. Well, at least until I can convince JMan to come out of retirement and Jabe once again feels the force of TFI lol.
xBOMBxSHELLx™ division match up next.
Wait, did Dudley Erickson just give away the ending of the match by completely disregarding her chances?
Lol, yep! The second ever JBW xBOMBxSHELLx™ Champion is crowned! EHC totally deserves to have one of his many female wrestlers as champ. This feels like a crowning achievement of sorts. If anyone was going to have a character beat Panda it was going to be him. I'm totally unfamiliar with the character, but I'm digging the name so that's a good start lol.
Patrick Riley: Up next, its time for the JBW Underground Championship.
Kashdinero: YES! YES! YES! #FistPumps
Nice to see the underground championship in a good spot on the card. That might have to do with the fact that the belt is being held by the rip roaring, raging, Robaried Rage of the Rovers (lolz 'n' all dat.)
Anyway.. Great to see Art in Jabe, and being brought in at a level befitting his status in the eFedding world. Its a big deal to have this guy as part of the roster. Definitely one of the better additions to the House Of Jabe.
Nice start to the match write up.
Foot on the ropes!
Nice beat down from the wronged Art.
Rematch is demanded by Art in the not so near future. Rematch is granted. Art wins. Rubber match is won by...
So.. What's next on this show?.... BACK IN BLACK!!!
It's my successor, the boss man... jMaN.
JMan: I've been running things in the back tonight..
JMan: OK, people, let's remain calm, and keep things professional. I've got a very special guest coming tonight, and he's going to be doing a run in after Cage retires The Prophecy, so I need everyone to behave as professionally as possible.
Random bloke: Who's the very special guest, boss?
JMan: Hurry up and read the rest of Kashdineros review of the show and find out, fool!!
OK, so.. Proph got retired? Booo. If it had been the other way around, I'd have still booed.
Nice little send off. Y'know, what with the hug and all.
Wait a minute! Is that The Terrorist by Ray Keith?! I know that tune!!
IT'S MA$$!! IT'S MA$$DINERO!!
And he's got a chair??? Guess he ain't coming to talk.
(Heh. Damn right prodigal son.)
Oooh, Proph got monstered!! POW!! What a move! And he got busted open, to boot!
Malcolm wasn't getting let off either. BOOYA! Cage got sent an message courtesy of www.MFWTLAAIGWTBSTS.co.uk
Damn right Ma$$ flipped the Bo$$man the birdy.
JMan, I applaud you for writing this segment, and making it special for me to read. Ma$$ is back, bruv, and he's yours to book however you want. He's in your hands now lol.
Saying that, and at the risk of sounding repetitive..
Damn right your biggest nightmare just came true. #NoSmiley #RealTalk #Lolz?
Anyway, enough about all of that..
Eddie vs Jason. Here we go.
Ooh, a Kash reference. Nice. Real talk as well. Nicer!
I won't lie. I would have liked to see a winner in this match. BUT, on the other hand, I like the fact that after all the hype, they couldn't remain professional enough to have a fight with rules. Definitely looking forward to the next attempt at a wrestling match lol. Nice booking. Make. Them. Wait.
Main event entrances were great. Main event itself was match of the night... As it should be, really
Who's the mystery man? Dun dundundun. Do I know who it is? I wouldn't tell you if I did *evilgrin*
Thanks to JayMayun, Eduardo Juarez, and SEZAlmighty for delivering a great show. Props to everyone else that was involved.